The Email Never Came

Girl tech: We are blocking emails to our customers with the word disbursement in it because of “semen”.
Head tech dude: Semen?
Guy tech #1: Are you sure semen isn’t somewhere else?
Guy tech #2: Semen? Like the nasty stuff?
Head tech dude: We’ll have to adjust the filter, we are blocking reimbursement too.
Girl tech: Jeez, this blocking could cause all sorts of problems.

9001 Shelbyville Road
Louisville, Kentucky

Overheard by: Andy Goss

Posted on September 14, 2014
Bosses, Coworkers, Kentucky, Sexuality, Tech People, Technology, Words

Or ‘That Was Lovely, Your Honor. Let’s Get Some Sleep’?

Attorney: What are we supposed to say when withdrawing? “I’m sorry, Your Honor, but it seems my client has fled the country”?

319 West Woodlawn Avenue
Louisville, Kentucky

Overheard by: J.C. Tabler

Posted on September 13, 2014
Consultants, Kentucky, Questions

Your Editors Are Avoiding Lexington ’til We Figure This Out

Cook, talking to counter person: I thought he was going to go throw up again, but I guess we needed sirloin.

Columbias
Lexington, Kentucky

Overheard by: 500lb Gorilla

Posted on September 9, 2014
Default, Employees, Health & Hygiene, Kentucky, Meals and Snacks, Weirdness

Keeps Trying to Have the Bakery Slice Her Dog

Assistant manager: Ma’am, you can’t bring that puppy in here. We’re going to have to ask you to leave.
Lady carrying puppy: What? It’s a goddamn puppy! Suck my dick!
Assistant manager: You’re going to have to leave.
Lady carrying puppy, leaving: Fuck you, bitches!
Assistant manager, cheerfully: Goodbye! Shop again!

7747 Mall Road
Florence, Kentucky

Posted on September 6, 2014
Dumb Customers, Insults, Kentucky

But That Was Just with Money.

Supervisor: Good job!
Needy peon: Really?
Supervisor: Yes, of course! Why don’t you ever believe me?
Needy peon: ‘Cause last week I said, ‘I trust you,’ and you said, ‘Oh, God, don’t do that!’
Supervisor: Oh, yeah…

Louisville, Kentucky