Female customer: You know, Walt Disney was afraid of mouses.
Friend: Yeah, he also had one in his house.
501 West Lincoln Trail Boulevard
Radcliff, Kentucky
Female customer: You know, Walt Disney was afraid of mouses.
Friend: Yeah, he also had one in his house.
501 West Lincoln Trail Boulevard
Radcliff, Kentucky
Bank assistant VP #1: It all comes, said Pooh, of not hiring the right people.
Bank assistant VP #2: Exactly… Wait, did you say ‘said Pooh’?
9th Street
Hopkinsville, Kentucky
Overheard by: will1966
Office worker #1: It’s four o’clock! [Later] It’s four-thirty!
Office worker #2: Thanks, Big Ben.
Office worker #1: [Blank stare.]Office worker #2: You know what Big Ben is, right?
Office worker #1: Oh, yeah, that old TV show [raises arms and growls like a bear].
Highway 85
Madisonville, Kentucky
Overheard by: will1966
Office hot guy: Yeah, I didn't like him. The first time I met him he was real arrogant… like he was hot shit or something, and it turned out he was!
Louisville, Kentucky
Overheard by: Hellooverhere!
Loan processor, looking in horror at her desk: Oh, my god, the president used my slut pen!
Hopkinsville, Kentucky
Banker #1, sniffing air as banker #2 enters office: Damn, Jon*, what cologne are you wearing?
Banker #2: Calvin Klein.
Banker #1: That smells really good. Damn, if I was gay, I'd be all over you.
Banker #2: (puzzled silence)
Banker #1: Um, yeah, let's forget I said that.
Hopkinsville, Kentucky
Overheard by: will1966
Employee: I figured out a good way to make our guests happy.
Manager: How’s that?
Employee: Remorseless lying.
1939 Dixie Highway
Fort Wright, Kentucky
Employee to another: And that's the first time I played Pac-Man!
Louisville, Kentucky
Overheard by: Doug
Guy #1: Why did you only wash one hand?
Guy #2: I only peed on one hand.
Guy #1: You’re an idiot.
737 S. 3rd Street
Louisville, Kentucky
