Temp, yelling to fax machine: If you would have sucked it right, there wouldn't be a problem!
Fayetteville, North Carolina
Temp, yelling to fax machine: If you would have sucked it right, there wouldn't be a problem!
Fayetteville, North Carolina
Intern, after eating free coffee cake: This tastes like grandma.
Sacramento, California
Creepy employee to intern at urinal: Caught you red handed!
San Diego, California
Overheard by: Tibor
Coworker: Name three adjectives that you think best describe you.
Intern prospect: Adjectives…is that like “beautiful”?
Coworker: Uh, yeah…
Intern prospect: Okay: I'm patient, organized and I'm a good communicator…but I don't know how to say that.
Indianapolis, Indiana
Overheard by: seriously
Temp attorney: That wasn't the first time I've had roadkill.
Richmond, Virginia
Intern #1: Paul, are you chewing on a battery?
Intern #2: Yeah, it's fun. I'm bored and it shocks me.
Washington, DC
(fart noise, then microwave door closes and microwave starts, then a ding!)
Temp kid: Dude, what did he just microwave?
Northern Virginia
Overheard by: Mika
Intern to boss: Ya ever just wanna work with no pants on?
Royal Oak, Michigan
Coworker to intern: So do you want to have a two hour jam session? For Jesus!
Tulsa, Oklahoma
Overheard by: claire
