Attorney: Jesus, why do they keep hiring from the Gnome and Troll Temp Agency?
550 Montgomery Street
San Francisco, California
Attorney: Jesus, why do they keep hiring from the Gnome and Troll Temp Agency?
550 Montgomery Street
San Francisco, California
Girl DJ: That’s just what this office needs: more video gambling!
2514 S. College Street
Auburn, Alabama
Overheard by: Brooke Myers
Girl: This whole thing is such a tragedy.
Guy: I know, I actually have some old friends there that survived, luckily.
Girl: Where is Tsunami, anyways?
21 Spectrum Pointe
Lake Forest, California
Overheard by: Brandon Walter
Trend Consultant: We wanted our department memo to be With Funding, We Can Do Anything, but we couldn’t afford that.
20 River Terrace
New York, NY
Manager: Will you guys stop talking during my presentation?
Underling: I wasn’t talking, I was asleep…
Abingdon Science Park
Abingdon, Oxfordshire
UK
Guy #1: God, I’m so tired. I feel like I just ran the Tour de France.
Guy #2: Yeah, I’d love to see you get hit by a bunch of bikes.
737 Main St.
Buffalo, New York
Overheard by: chris b
Guy: I’m guessing she’s not digging her job too much.
Girl: No, she digs it fine. She was promoted to SA and she talks to her friends on the phone all day without anyone calling her on it. She better be digging her job a lot ’cause she gets away with all kinds of shit.
3350 Riverwood Parkway
Atlanta, Georgia
Overheard by: n-ro
Co-worker: How many times do I have to tell you, you can’t do that? It’s like adding apples and morons.
2011 Mahone Avenue
Fort Lee, Virginia
Overheard by: jordan
VP Sales: Don’t tell Human Resources I said this, okay, but these chocolates are gay.
5 W. Madison Street
Chicago, Illinois
Employee: Damn it! I broke my speaker phone. I’ve punched it hundreds of times before and it hasn’t broken…
6300 Diagonal Highway
Boulder, Colorado
