Producer: No! No! They don’t get chocolate back there! They’re not part of the team!
12 West 27th Street
New York, NY
Producer: No! No! They don’t get chocolate back there! They’re not part of the team!
12 West 27th Street
New York, NY
Producer #1: I saw the naked pictures just now.
Producer #2: And?
Producer #1: I think he should take them down.
12 West 27 Street
New York, NY
Lunching lady #1: It’s the fault of the non-Catholics and non-believers that Terri Schiavo didn’t wake up Easter morning.
Lunching lady #2: It’s so true, you’re so right. They just don’t believe.
401 Merritt 7
Norwalk, Connecticut
Overheard by: Not a Catholic
Mail clerk #1: I got the new pair of shoes because I don’t like what my old ones look like.
Mail clerk #2: Try crack, then you won’t care what you look like.
525 West Van Buren Street
Chicago, Illinois
Woman: Yeah, I managed to get rid of him by telling him that he needed someone to surgically remove the stick that’s up his ass, but that we don’t do that here in this office, so…
626 Thayer Road
West Point, New York
Employee #1: Shit!
Employee #2: What?
Employee #1: I told you how I had eleven thousand spam messages in my other email address?
Employee #2: No, I didn’t knew that.
Employee #1: So I did as [Filippo] said, I grabbed them from within Yahoo! mail, figuring out it would throw the spam away automatically.
Employee #2: Really.
Employee #1: Apparently it doesn’t do that for another email account. Shit. Now I screwed my Yahoo! mail too. I can’t believe it. I’ll have to manually check eleven thousand messages as spam on this precious address. I am going to kill myself.
Employee #2: Wait, you have to read eleven thousand messages? Who send you that?
Translated from the Italian.
Viale Bianca Maria 6
Milan, Italy
Worker #1: If we work here much longer, we are going to die and go straight to hell.
Worker #2: Oh, yeah? Check the address on your business card…where did you think you’ve been working?
Worker #1: Oh! Well, that explains the lack of promotion, compensation, benefits, office politics and your dead-man’s tan!
Worker #2: Close, but the “tan” is from the fluorescent lights.
Worker #1: Hell is as hell does.
800 Boylston Street
Boston, Massachusetts
Receptionist: Yeah, it’s really confusing this year. All of the days of the week in March are the same as those in February.
9920 108 Street
Edmonton, Canadia
Coworker: Those people in the Tsunami, they deserved to die. They were being greedy, collecting fish from the sea…they should have known there are three phases of a Tsunami.
60 Livingston Avenue
St. Paul, Minnesota
Manager: These trainees are useless; they’re just like fungus, and they itch!
Postal Code 112
Ruwi, Oman
