Middle East

Dude, Go for the Implants

Income auditor guy: I want to buy my fiance a gift like make-up.
Income auditor gal: Cool, how much you set for it?
Income auditor guy: 30 Egyptian pounds.
Income auditor gal: You could buy a blusher with 30 EGP.
Income auditor guy: Well then, how about cheap make-up?
Income auditor gal: You can’t buy anything with 30 EGP.
Income auditor guy: Well how much do you think I need?
Income auditor gal: About 500 EGP to buy her one of those cute boxes that’s full of make-up and perfumes.
Income auditor guy: With 500 EGP, I could send her to a plastic surgeon and get change.

Translated from the Arabic.

Le Meridien Makadi Bay Hotel
South Hurghada, Egypt

The Headlines Are Already Written

Cubicle farmer: Did you know that George Bush is a genius?

55 East 52nd Street
New York, NY

HQ division head: Nothing is too good for down range, therefore down range shall get nothing.

U.S. Forces “Diplomatic Training”
Riyadh, Saudi Arabia

Last Time You Were in There, You Commented Cattily on Everyone's Attire!

Female shop assistant: Sorry sir, but you'll have to stand outside. These changing rooms are for women only.
Cocky Spaniard: So?
Female shop assistant: You're a man.
Cocky Spaniard: But I'm gay!
Female shop assistant: That's not really my problem, sir. Please wait outside.

Massimo Dutti Store
Dubai

Overheard by: Keep Digging!

“I’ve got a bat here too, let me clean it.”

General manager: Mr. Food & Beverage Manager, would you like to add anything?
Food & Beverage manager: Yes, I’d like to mention that the volleyballs haven’t yet arrived for the animation team. Mr. Purchasing Manager hasn’t bought them yet.
Purchasing manager: Let me get the balls for you now, they’re right under the table.

Translated from the Arabic.

Le Meridien Makadi Bay Hotel
South Hurghada, Egypt

10AM Address Trainees

Manager: These trainees are useless; they’re just like fungus, and they itch!

Postal Code 112
Ruwi, Oman

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