“I’ve got a bat here too, let me clean it.”

General manager: Mr. Food & Beverage Manager, would you like to add anything?
Food & Beverage manager: Yes, I’d like to mention that the volleyballs haven’t yet arrived for the animation team. Mr. Purchasing Manager hasn’t bought them yet.
Purchasing manager: Let me get the balls for you now, they’re right under the table.

Translated from the Arabic.

Le Meridien Makadi Bay Hotel
South Hurghada, Egypt