IT trainee: This technology stuff just isn't my thing… My bag… Oh! Raisins!
Atlanta, Georgia
IT trainee: This technology stuff just isn't my thing… My bag… Oh! Raisins!
Atlanta, Georgia
Editor, recommending a story's assignment: If you blow Al Green, it's gonna be bad!
Augusta, Georgia
Newspaper e-media manager: Okay, if there are no changes, I'm going to send this e-mail blast.
Publisher, in mock panic: Wait! Stop the keyboards!
Augusta, Georgia
Painter #1: I can't find that roller anywhere.
Painter #2: Did you check…
Painter #1, interrupting: I've looked everywhere.
Painter #2: Did you check your butt?
Painter #1: Did you check your mom's butt?
Painter #2: Did you check your mom's face?
Boss painter: Dammit guys, get back to work!
Atlanta, Georgia
Sales rep: Have you ever seen a NASCAR driver in person?
NASCAR fan sales rep: I got close enough to Jeff Gordon to see his nose hairs.
Cubeville
Georgia
Secretary #1, after reading e-mail about new hire: Well, she sounds very well-endowed.
Secretary #2: What?
Atlanta, Georgia
Overheard by: I didn't see a picture.
Boss to staff: The most important thing about this party is that it's a chance to touch our clients.
Atlanta, Georgia
Indian woman: How was your holiday?
White man: Uh, holiday?
Indian woman: Yeah, Rosher Hana?
White man: Rosh Hashanah?
Indian woman: Yeah.
White man: I'm not Jewish.
Indian woman: Oh, you're not?
White man: No. I told you that when you asked me how Passover was.
Indian woman: (silence)
White man: That's okay. That was awhile ago.
Atlanta, Georgia
Writer: I'm really bummed that my boss is leaving, and I think everyone in the group is going to quit.
Engineer: I can't think of anyone else from downstairs who is leaving. But there have been a lot of defects.
Writer: That, and defections.
Engineer: What's the difference?
Alpharetta, Georgia
Coworker: “Great minds discuss ideas, average minds discuss events, small minds discuss people”. Eleanor Roosevelt said that, and you know she was smart, 'cause she was uuuugleeeeeee!
Emory University
Atlanta, Georgia
