With or Without Sound?

Patron using computer: I want to print this. (points to screen)
Librarian, looking over patron’s shoulder: You want to print that YouTube video?

Public Library
Atlanta, Georgia

Posted on November 15, 2014
Default, Dumb Customers, Education, Employees, General Idiocy, Georgia, Offers and requests, Technology

This Sort Of Thing Can Go on For Hours

Executive VP: How do you spell “reasoning”?
Senior VP: Just like “seasoning”, but with an “r”.
Executive VP: How do you spell “seasoning”?

Lenox Road
Atlanta, Georgia

Posted on November 13, 2014
Executives, Georgia, Questions, Words

And I Haven’t Even Gotten Started on Helen’s Yeast Issues

Coworker #1: Hey, does anyone here have the athlete’s foot?
Coworker #2: Not currently… But I think Jerry* has jock itch.
Coworker #1: Thanks. You’ve been real helpful.

Peachtree Parkway
Norcross, Georgia

Overheard by: disease free

Posted on November 12, 2014
Coworkers, Georgia, Gossip, Health & Hygiene

From the Shaolin Preschool Song Book

Co-Worker: If you’re happy and you know it…?
Co-Worker’s 2-year-old daughter: …don’t touch a knife!

1065 Williams Street
Atlanta, Georgia

Overheard by: manda b

Posted on November 6, 2014
Arts, Comebacks, Coworkers, Family members, Georgia, Kids, Questions, Violence

10AM Staff Meeting

Manager: Literally, I am the entire choir, and you are preaching to me.

530 Means Street
Atlanta, Georgia

Posted on November 3, 2014
Bosses, Georgia, Gripes, Words

What Do You Think They're Saying to Him?

(phone rings)
Associate #1: What's the deal with the ringing phone?
Associate #2: Do you think we're supposed to answer it?
(phone keeps ringing)
Associate #3: What if it's not for us? What do we say?
Associate #1: Who do you think they're calling for?
(assistant runs in from next office and answers)

Atlanta, Georgia

Posted on October 28, 2014
Admins, Bosses, Georgia, Office Politics, On the phone, Questions

Hey, in a Perfect World, Color Shouldn't Matter

Editor: I keep getting these Facebook updates from you when you're driving…
Salesperson: I'm not driving. I'm at a stoplight.
Designer: A green one?

Augusta, Georgia

Posted on October 28, 2014
Colors, Designers and Photographers, General Idiocy, Georgia, Internet, Questions, Sales, Writers and Editors

10AM Take Care of Bills

Adjuster #1: What are you putting over there?
Adjuster #2: A legal bill.
Adjuster #1: Well, it won’t get paid till Tuesday.
Assistant: Why won’t it get paid till Tuesday?
Adjuster #1: What the crap? You’re here today?

2550 Northwinds Parkway
Alpharetta, Georgia

Overheard by: David Tilley