Publisher: I like your Iron Maiden t-shirt.
Intern: Thanks! I thought I’d dress it up today!
600 Broad Street
Gadsden, Alabama
Overheard by: ListeningJournalist
Publisher: I like your Iron Maiden t-shirt.
Intern: Thanks! I thought I’d dress it up today!
600 Broad Street
Gadsden, Alabama
Overheard by: ListeningJournalist
Worker #1: Today is the longest day of sunshine.
Worker #2: What if it rains?
Worker #1: The sun doesn’t go down when it rains.
Worker #2: But it’s not out.
Worker #1: Yeah, but it doesn’t go down! … You are so pretty!
Portland, Texas
Overheard by: Kayte
Caller: I’m having contractions!
911 operator: Are you pregnant?
201 Spring Street
Springdale, Arizona
Overheard by: push, push
Very pregnant elementary school teacher: God, I hate screaming kids!
1 Raider Circle
Houston, Texas
Overheard by: Fellow Teacher
Cashier: And what form of payment will you be using today?
Customer: Money.
Robb Drive
Reno, Nevada
Waitress: Can I ask you something? This customer wants two eggs. But he wants them fried. Do we even do that here?
Manager: Um, yes. Actually most eggs are fried. There’s over easy, sunny side up, over hard…
Waitress: Oh, really? OK. Whatever.
30th & Walnut Streets
Boulder, Colorado
Overheard by: Just having oatmeal
Receptionist on phone: I know, this piercing is the best! Now whenever I have sex with someone really stupid, they are bound to find it!
The Generator Hostel
London, England
Overheard by: JJK
Trainer: You like the weather out here?
New girl: Yeah, it’s really dry… And, um, weird for directions and stuff, you know? Like, does the sun set in the west out here, too?
Trainer: Uh, yeah.
Phoenix, Arizona
File minion: You know, pygmies are so desperate…
Denver, Colorado
Co-worker: Dude…don’t you hate it when like clients are dicks and stuff?
51 W. 52nd Street
New York, NY
Overheard by: J-Mo
