Employee #1: Oh…I think I peed a little! I have to go check. Be right back.
Employee #2: …So how did your pee test go?
Employee #1: No, I didn’t pee. Maybe it was just discharge.
5409 N. Florida Avenue
Tampa, Florida
Overheard by: Kristen
Employee #1: Oh…I think I peed a little! I have to go check. Be right back.
Employee #2: …So how did your pee test go?
Employee #1: No, I didn’t pee. Maybe it was just discharge.
5409 N. Florida Avenue
Tampa, Florida
Overheard by: Kristen
Coworker who quit smoking four days ago: You know what? I'm to that point now, where I'm starting to cough shit up. I mean, I know it's nasty, but you look in the sink and you say to yourself, “cool…that's not in me anymore!”
Orlando, Florida
Overheard by: Ashley
Admin to sales: I mean, what if I want to be cremated and my family doesn't want my head sold?
Jacksonville, Florida
Irritated coworker to inventory worker: If I want your opinion, I'll jingle my zipper next time.
Tampa, Florida
Sales guy: Jason*, quit calling into my sales territory! You are a freaking poacher!
Jason: Poacher? I don’t even like eggs.
Sales guy: You’re an idiot.
6400 Congress Avenue
Boca Raton, Florida
Overheard by: Fried Egg
Co-worker: This is absolutely draining. Now I have a headache and want to go home and cuddle up with my blanky.
6277 Sea Harbor Drive
Orlando, Florida
Overheard by: Nicole Pickering
Lady at meat counter: I had to buy some from Wal-Mart!
Meat guy: Aww!
Whole Foods
Winter Park, Florida
Overheard by: Sarah
BIG bigwig: I had a tunafish sandwich for lunch and all I can smell is tuna. Come here; smell me. Do I smell like tuna?
Smallwig: Nope. I know how you feel though. It just stays with you. Tuna definitely lingers.
Florida State University
Tallahassee, Florida
Overheard by: so hard not to giggle
Girl #1: You’re from Utah?
Girl #2: Yes.
Girl #1: Do they make you, like, wear bonnets there?
Girl #2: Yes.
Girl #1: Really?
Girl #2: No.
1000 Longfellow Blvd
Lakeland, Florida
Overheard by: Denise
