Teacher to assistant, while kids run around screaming: This day is going like my bowel movements: not at all.
Tokyo
Japan
Colleague on phone: No, no, no. No! I'm gonna ask you, like Tina Turner asked Ike: What's love got to do with this, baby?
Fordham University
New York
HR employee, eating jelly beans: I've segregated out the black ones because they're gross.
Marlborough, Massachusetts
Slick young professional woman, deadpan: I've said so many horrible things about him, it will be nice to finally meet him in person.
Harlem, New York
Straight CTO, about strange meeting attendee who just left: I can't stop thinking about that guy.
CEO: A bit smitten, are we?
Science Park
Hong Kong
Student to friends: Ginger people are just… weird.
Ludlow
England
Overheard by: jonty bonty
Shabbily dressed Jewish loan officer: Who? That Nazi Mel Gibson? I hate that Nazi! I'll kill him!
Southfield, Michigan
Female sales rep to group: I hated them because they were hard, but hers were always nice and soft.
Delran, New Jersey
Overheard by: Bruce Banner
Colleague #1: I feel like a needle in someone's arse.
Colleague #2: Uh, I think you mean a thorn in someone's side.
Melbourne
Australia
Overheard by: confused but amused
