Female manager: Give it to me, give it to me!
Male employee: Take it! Take it! Take it!
Lancaster, Pennsylvania
Female manager: Give it to me, give it to me!
Male employee: Take it! Take it! Take it!
Lancaster, Pennsylvania
Librarian on phone: I've talked to you when you're high. It's not all that much fun!
Amherst, Massachusetts
Female employee who has quite the mullet: You don't look like a Clint. You look more like a Steve.
Clint, her boss: Hmmmmm.
Employee: Actually, I guess I look more like a Steve.
Salt Lake City, Utah
Overheard by: Stephanie
50-year-old milf: I've gotta do a rim job and I don't have a date yet.
London
Canadia
Overheard by: I put my hand up
Employee on phone with customer: Do we have any books about muffins? You mean how to make muffins? We have cookbooks… (pause) No? (pause) I don't think we have books… Just… About muffins.
Long Island, New York
Attorney on phone: But it doesn't say anything about homosexuality in here!
Norwalk, Connecticut
Guy on cell: So I was online last night looking at dicks…
Newport News, Virginia
Communications person: Do you think we need to tell the field?
Change manager: Well, it all depends on what level of confusion you want to communicate.
Columbus, Ohio
Resident #1: That man is such a bloody pain in the ass! We should just hit him in the head with his cane!
Resident #2: And then chain him to his bed so we don't have to see him anymore.
Resident #1: I'm in.
Resident #2: Me too. Right after I finish my tea.
Regina
Canadia
Man on phone, about new packaging: Well, it's a cardboard box. But it's a really nice one!
Manhattan, New York
