Customer: Excuse me, maybe you know the answer to this. Are betta fish mythological?
Waiter: Um, no. They're real.
Customer: Well, I know they're real, but are they mythological?
(waiter walks away)
Chapel Hill, North Carolina
Customer: Excuse me, maybe you know the answer to this. Are betta fish mythological?
Waiter: Um, no. They're real.
Customer: Well, I know they're real, but are they mythological?
(waiter walks away)
Chapel Hill, North Carolina
Employee: Yeah, and they are supposed to be a big agency.
Boss: Well, bigger is not always better.
Employee: I'd have to disagree in some cases.
Boss: You are dirty, get out of my office.
Scottsdale, Arizona
Yelling assistant manager, after hitting “print” and hearing printer go “beep”: Don't touch it! I'm coming!
Pekin, Illinois
Assistant: I think we put poison in her office before.
Washington, DC
Goofy redhead: Third world countries are just… so poor.
Louisville, Kentucky
Overheard by: And water is just… so wet.
Young girl, after dropping spaghetti for the third time: Figures… The one time I don't put it in my mouth it flops over and makes a mess.
Portsmouth, Ohio
Overheard by: Rachel
Customer: Can I touch this screen?
Employee: Well, you can touch it, but it's not a touch screen.
Verizon Store
Louisville, Kentucky
Overheard by: Jessica Vautard
Cubicle rat #1: I don't understand how people drop babies.
Cubicle rat #2: What? Do you mean because they're awkward?
Cubicle rat #1: Yeah, they're just so heavy. They are like a glass of water, you know?
Cubicle rat #2: What?!
Cubicle rat #1: Yeah, I mean, unless it's like slippery or something.
Branchburg, New Jersey
Overheard by: So confused
Female worker: I think my computer has a virus.
Tech: Okay.
Female worker: I think it might be a worm. Or it might be a horse.
Tech: Okay.
Female worker: Or maybe a trojan.
New Jersey
Overheard by: Rob
Boss to employee: Here's a thought: why don't you stop being such a parasite?
Bar
Chicago, Illinois
