Delivery driver: Why are we all conjugating outside?
Pizza place
Joshua, Texas
Overheard by: needo
Delivery driver: Why are we all conjugating outside?
Pizza place
Joshua, Texas
Overheard by: needo
Office bro: Do you want to save the cardboard from the printer boxes?
Office hipster: For what?
Office bro: I don't know… Making robots?
Manhattan, New York
Cube girl #1: I keep smelling food.
Cube girl #2: Maybe you’re having a stroke.
Cube girl #1: Nooooo!
Viking Drive
Minneapolis, Minnesota
Overheard by: Nicole
Female drone: I don't like those big fat pointy things, I like a fine point. I'm anal about it.
Delran, New Jersey
Overheard by: Bruce Banner
Boss, about a customer’s outrage at an e-mail: I think it was the “best regards” that sent him over the edge.
Los Angeles, California
Office guy #1: Dude, check this out! Robin bought me some bacon-flavored popcorn!
Office guy #2: Sweet! To thank her you should dress up like that kid from Malcolm in the Middle and pee on her… (pause) What? I heard she was into that. Not so much? Okay…
Denver, Colorado
Female grocery stocker to male co-stocker: I laugh when I’m nervous, I can’t help it.
Male co-stocker: Yeah?
Female grocery stocker: Yeah. It’s really bad on roller coasters, I crack up. And I always laugh before the first kiss… And I laughed when I saw my dog get hit by a car… But I felt bad about that.
Alton Road
South Beach, Florida
Overheard by: BARA
Office girl: So I decided to be different and do psychotropic drugs while everyone else did cannibalism. It was pretty cool.
Office guy (nodding): That makes sense.
San Diego, California
Overheard by: Slowly backing away…
Man on cell: He put you into a headlock and gave you a noogie? (pause) You realize our son is eight months old? (pause) Okay, almost nine months but still he can barely move his fingers, let alone put you into a headlock.
Founders Plaza
East Hartford, Connecticut
Overheard by: Bamber
