Copy writer #1: What is a leap year?
Copy writer #2 (disdainfully): It has to do with making up time that people screwed up back in the day.
Main Street, Buffalo
Copy writer #1: What is a leap year?
Copy writer #2 (disdainfully): It has to do with making up time that people screwed up back in the day.
Main Street, Buffalo
we're having dinner on a barge, and you're coming. I refuse to be stuck on a barge alone with them.
233 S Wacker Dr.
Chicago, IL
Female coworker: I'm so mad, I'm going to explode like Mt. Rushmore.
Male coworker: Ginny, did you just say, “explode like Mt. Rushmore”?
Female coworker: Uuuuuuhhh…
Male coworker: Don't you mean like a volcano or something?
Female coworker: Like Mt. Everest!
Omaha, Nebraska
Office lady, about Victoria Beckham: She used to be a Spice Girl. I don't remember which one. Snobby Spice?
Thibodaux, Louisiana
President, emerging from bathroom: That smell in the bathroom is equal parts chamomile, lavender, and my poop.
1st Avenue
Seattle, Washington
VP: So it doesn't work, what do you want me to do about it?
Secretary: You're one of the big guys. Why don't you use your VP-ness and give me one that does the job?
Durango, Colorado
Angry reporter, snapping on phone: I am not prepared to make 26 calls today.
Manhattan, New York
Overheard by: Intern
Colleague: Google chrome ruined my life.
Bella Vista, NSW, Australia
Overheard by: Oh really.
Woman to HR director: Can I get workers compensation for pulling my twat muscle?
HR director: What’s a twat muscle?
Dallas, Texas
Preteen boy: Will this band-aid be a problem for the x-ray?
Medical assistant: Oh, no… What happened to the back of your heel?
Boy: You know when you wear shoes and the high heels rub?
Medical assistant: You wear high heels?
Podiatrist's Office
Lawrence, Kansas
Overheard by: Yoshi
