PR director to sales manager: I hope you weren't thinking about my nipples.
Dallas, Texas
Overheard by: just keep walking
PR director to sales manager: I hope you weren't thinking about my nipples.
Dallas, Texas
Overheard by: just keep walking
Website artist #1 working on a tattoo shop website: (looking at a picture of a tattoo on a chest) I wonder if that's a guy or a girl.
Website artist #2: Hmm.
Website artist #1: It's a guy.
Website artist #2: He's got nice areolas!
325 Milner Ave, Scarborough, Canada
Overheard by: m00nwater
Coworker: No violence in the office!
Charlotte, North Carolina
Office girl on phone: Daddy is fixing a drink, then I gotta ship some stuff to China before they revolt.
Atlanta, Georgia
Overheard by: Marni
Project manager: So, when Janet* gets it from both sides next week… Do you think that is what Craig* and Barbara* really want?
Dallas, Texas
Overheard by: The Quiet Consultant
Partner: Nah, I have plans at my lake this weekend. We're gonna watch snakes eat fish.
Cincinnati, Ohio
Supervisor: Oh, my husband is in your homeland this week!
Asian supervisor: Oh, California?
Supervisor: Uh, well, I actually meant China. But he’ll be in California in a few weeks.
473 Ridge Road
Dayton, New Jersey
Overheard by: office peon
Customer: I’ll take this sushi and the spicy chicken with brown rice.
Girl at counter: Do you want dark meat or sub with all natural chicken breast?
Customer: I don’t know — it’s not for me, it’s for a coworker.
Girl at counter: Is it a guy or a girl?
Customer: A guy.
Girl at counter: Just get the dark chicken. He’ll never tell the difference.
Customer: He’s gay.
Girl at counter: Oh. Then get the white meat.
1303 South Congress Avenue
Austin, Texas
Overheard by: Pracca
Editor-in-chief on phone: Now we know whose ice cream to stick our fingers into.
Dayton, Ohio
