Female coworker: I'm so mad, I'm going to explode like Mt. Rushmore.
Male coworker: Ginny, did you just say, “explode like Mt. Rushmore”?
Female coworker: Uuuuuuhhh…
Male coworker: Don't you mean like a volcano or something?
Female coworker: Like Mt. Everest!
Omaha, Nebraska