Why Bondage Suits Were Banned from Casual Fridays

(sound of whip cracking)
Next cubicle coworker: Ahh, my eye!

Mission Street
San Francisco, California

Overheard by: Ian

Posted on April 27, 2021
Body Parts, California, Coworkers, Cubicles, Default, Health & Hygiene

I Also Thought Ginsberg Was, Like, an Herb.

Coworker: Here it is: “Allen Ginsberg was a 60s era poet, most notable for the poem Howl.” Oh. I thought it was about werewolves, or vampires or something…

Long Island, New York

Posted on April 26, 2021
Arts, Coworkers, General Idiocy, New York, Pop culture

You Assume I'm a Bottom?

Cubicle dweller #1: What better way to die, backpacking across Antarctica?
Cubicle dweller #2: I can see the headline now, “Man dies while being sodomized by a leopard seal.”

Church Street
Nashville, Tennessee

Posted on April 26, 2021
Animals, Coworkers, Death, Sexuality, Tennessee, Travel

I Can Now Imagine Nothing Else

Coworker #1: I wasn't that drunk by that point. I mean, I was sober enough to realize that they were branding each other's asses with Christmas cookie cutters.
Boss: Sure…
Coworker #1: No, legit. Sticking the cookie cutters in the fire and branding each other's asses.
Coworker #2: Can you imagine shacking up with someone with an inverted Christmas pointing right to your pooper?

Hicksville, New York

Overheard by: Traumatized

Posted on April 24, 2021
Body Parts, Bosses, Coworkers, Drinking, Meals and Snacks, New York, Weirdness

The Boss May Have Delegated His Digestion to Me

(toilet, stall to the left)
Coworker: Corn? Corn? When did I have corn?

Harrisburg , Pennsylvania

Overheard by: in between stalls

Posted on April 23, 2021
Coworkers, Default, Meals and Snacks, Pennsylvania, Questions, Restroom

I'm a Little Vegan on the Details

Coworker #1: I feel so bad for them.
Coworker #2: I know, their son is in a coma and only has 30% of his brain working. He's a vegetarian.

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Overheard by: Can't believe no one else heard that

Posted on April 23, 2021
Coworkers, Family, Feelings, Health & Hygiene, Meals and Snacks, Pennsylvania, Weirdness

That's What You Said About Shopping Retail!

Vietnamese coworker using cardboard to fix cubicle, happily: It's like being in refugee camp all over again.

Austin, Texas

Posted on April 21, 2021
Compare and contrast, Coworkers, Cubicles, Geography & History, Texas, Weirdness

Just When You Were Starting to Expect More from Virginia…

Server girl (about black guy in pink shirt): Wow, look at that pink shirt that guy's wearing!
Server boy: What about it? I think it looks kinda cool.
Server girl: But who would wear that?
Server boy: That guy obviously.
Server girl: Okay, you're right, it's okay on him…but on a person?
Server boy: That's fucked up.

Restaurant
Fredericksburg, Virginia

Overheard by: server thenn, idiot now