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Why Depends Were Originally Invented

50-year old guy #1: I don't want to be here.
50-year old guy #2, passing by: Just shit your pants. Nobody likes working with you if you have shitty pants.

Rocky River, Ohio

  • Posted on June 10, 2021
  • Advice, Clothes, Coworkers, Health & Hygiene, Ohio, Sensory Experiences, Weirdness
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