Coworker #1: Who else do we know that's born in February?
Coworker #2: Marilyn's the 26th.
Coworker #1: You sure?
Coworker #2: Yes, because her birthday's right after Thanksgiving.
Gainesville, Florida
Overheard by: Faydra
Coworker #1: Who else do we know that's born in February?
Coworker #2: Marilyn's the 26th.
Coworker #1: You sure?
Coworker #2: Yes, because her birthday's right after Thanksgiving.
Gainesville, Florida
Overheard by: Faydra
Coworker: Supposedly it's called “wanger.” You know, what people used to call each other in the 5th grade?
New York City, New York
Payroll girl on phone: No, we can't find the time cards… No, she didn't lose them… Hahahahaha. (to secretary who lost time cards) George says your butt sucks major canal water!
Secretary who lost time cards: What!?
Phoenix, Arizona
Woman (looking at new drinks): I don't need more drinks to choose from. I'm not that interested in beverages. I like my Diet Coke, I like my vodka, and that's all I need.
Lakeshore Drive
Birmingham, Alabama
Weird coworker: I found a lot of great trash this weekend.
Tallahassee, Florida
Overheard by: huh?
Worker on phone to boyfriend: So you'll be waiting naked when I get home? Oooh…I'll come home naked.
Downers Grove, Illinois
Project manager #1: I'm taking a class, but someone stole my notebook.
Project manager #2: Learning sucks… Let me tell you what I'm going to have for dinner.
Troy, Michigan
Overheard by: Then wouldn't I be learning?
Female coworker: What are you going to do with it? Eat it?
Male coworker: Well, for right now it's a pet…
Cincinnati, Ohio
Woman #1: I'm so excited about the new mother/meditation room. I can totally pretend to be meditating.
Woman #2: I can totally pretend to be lactating!
Evanston, Illinois
