Coworker sprawled on couch, humming taps: This is for all the brain cells that have been lost today.
Willow Lawn
Richmond, Virginia
Overheard by: Still giggling
Coworker sprawled on couch, humming taps: This is for all the brain cells that have been lost today.
Willow Lawn
Richmond, Virginia
Overheard by: Still giggling
Office drone to another: I just put it in my mouth thinking it was sweet, started sucking on it and it keeps getting hotter.
Department of Commerce
South Carolina
Religious coworker: I can probably get them to take your offer.
Religious owner: You're my best friend. You're trying to bump Jesus and Sandy out the way!
Office Hallway
San Diego, California
Overheard by: b.andre
Coworker #1, describing skydiving experience: I passed out from the excitement!
Coworker #2: So, you're like those goats that faint when you startle them.
Coworker #1: Yes!
Seattle, Washington
Overheard by: Jen
Guy: Wow, you did an amazing job on these illustrations!
Woman: Do I have to keep drawing more illustrations?
Guy: Well, maybe if you sucked we wouldn't ask you to draw anymore.
Woman: Oh.
Guy loudly: Why don't you try sucking? Suck a little harder!
New York City, New York
Overheard by: Scandalous
Manager: Why have we been doing so many refunds this week?
Coworker #1: Because our salespeople can't sell properly. They need to start asking customers simple questions, like, “Will this fit in your gap?”
(much sniggering from others)
Coworker #2: You can't ask people that!
Nottingham
England
Male coworker: You just didn't want anyone to see how much of a slut you looked like.
Female coworker: That's not true. I did not look like a slut!
Male coworker: Oh that's right–you put underwear on.
Female coworker: Exactly!
Reno, Nevada
Coworker: Gather more than five people together in one place, and odds are that at least one will be a shit-munching little crap-weasel.
Ventura, California
Overheard by: Tom
Dave, standing with four females and some candy gift baskets: Hey, Tom.
Tom: Hey, Dave, you should dig in to those treats over there… And no, I don't mean the ladies!
Jersey City, New Jersey
Coworker #1: Ah, look at the massive turd coming out of the fish!
Coworker #2: Oh, where?
Coworker #3: Is it doing a poo?!
Coworker #2: Oh wow!
Coworker #4: It's good you all have work to do.
Melbourne
Australia
Overheard by: Not Looking…
