Coworker #1: Well, I climbed over the fence and knew that it hurt for some reason, but I didn't realize it was an electric fence until I climbed back over a second time.
Coworker #2: So you're pretty much telling us that cows have more sense than you?
Nashville, Tennessee
Coworker, about teenager: He's un-pubertized.
Springfield, Missouri
Girl to another: No, Pennsylvania is one state and Philadelphia is another!
Boynton Beach, Florida
Overheard by: Napalm Seth
Office drone to coworker explaining technical process: The only value I bring to this conversation is my ignorance.
Manhattan, New York
Guy in charge of van duty: You're going to be the next… (next words muffled by van engines)
Girl assisting van duty: Did you just tell me I'm going to be in epic porn?
Guy: What? No! I said “admin coord.” You're not going to go to HR, are you?
Girl: No, I'm actually a little flattered.
Marginal Way
Seattle, Washington
Overheard by: porn star
Dumb coworker: That's where I learned to speak Mexican.
Confused coworker: Huh?
Dumb coworker: When I was ordering a Dos Equis at the bar.
Owings Mills, Maryland
Overheard by: perturbed coworker
Coworker, running into office in a panic: The unthinkable just happened! The executive director just quoted Jar Jar Binks!
Philadelphia, Pennsylvania
Overheard by: point taken. i'll be clearing off my desk if you need me.
Woman #1, noticing a letter in woman #2's inbox: Oh, you have stuff in your box!
Woman #2: I always have something in my box.
Woman #1: Aw, I never have anything put in my box.
National Capital Region
Canadia
Overheard by: government spawn
Man #1: What's in the bag?
Man #2: Fake pussies.
Woman: What?!
Man #2: Fake pussy willows.
Manhattan, New York
Girl #1, entering bathroom stall: Sorry, I didn't feel like peeing next to you.
Girl #2, without skipping a beat: Oh, that's okay.
Salisbury, Maryland
