Office peon #1: It could be worse, he could be addicted to gay porn or crack.
Office jokester: Does gay porn lead to worse addictions? Does gay porn lead to crack?
Office peon #2: Depends on what type of crack you mean.
Harrisburg, Pennsylvania
Office peon #1: It could be worse, he could be addicted to gay porn or crack.
Office jokester: Does gay porn lead to worse addictions? Does gay porn lead to crack?
Office peon #2: Depends on what type of crack you mean.
Harrisburg, Pennsylvania
Door repairman to another: Okay, now walk out the door like you're walking out.
Nashville, Tennessee
Coworker, eating prosciutto: I've gone from salty chips to salty meat.
Baltimore, Maryland
Overheard by: Juan Samuel
Woman associate returning with lunch from cafe: I'm back.
Male associate: Smells great. What's today?
Woman associate: Thursday.
Male associate: Thank you. What is the special today?
Bellevue, Washington
Coworker on phone, complaining: Oh, no! It's my chocolate friend again!
Schaumburg, Illinois
Overheard by: nextcube
Coworker #1 to husband who dropped off lunch: What is on your shirt?
Husband: I spilled Coke.
Coworker #1: Do you want me to suck it?
St. George, Utah
Overheard by: Charlie
Coworker #1: I'm not really a reality tv fan, but you know what show I really enjoy and gets to me?
Coworker #2: Which one?
Coworker #1: Tool academy.
Stamford, Connecticut
Guy to Egyptian coworker: Pam*, it's your song–Egyptian lover!
(Egyptian coworker just stares at him)
Santa Barbara, California
Male coworker being rushed: Just give me a sec.
Female coworker rushing him: I'll give you lots of secs.
Winnipeg
Canadia
Male coworker with upbeat demeanor: Well, let's just cut my head off and set it somewhere…
North Scottsdale, Arizona
