Female coworker on phone: Was it big? (pause) Oh… Wow! He used an attachment? (pause) Well, how much did that add on?
Ottawa
Canadia
Female coworker on phone: Was it big? (pause) Oh… Wow! He used an attachment? (pause) Well, how much did that add on?
Ottawa
Canadia
Female coworker: The school just called, my first grader is in the nurse's office.
Male coworker: What's wrong?
Female coworker: She partied too hard this weekend.
Collegeville, Pennsylvania
Overheard by: Lola
Male coworker in men's room, heard echoing from outer hallway: Don't make me spank you with my sexticles.
Marlborough, Massachusetts
Male office worker: Megan Fox is so hot in the Transformers movie…
Female office worker: Except for her thumb.
Male office worker: What?
Female office worker: Seriously, google “Megan Fox thumb.”
Male office worker, after googling it: Oh my god!
Female office worker: See?
Freehold, New Jersey
Overheard by: Max
Female coworker: Here. Put it in here.
Male coworker: It doesn't fit right.
Female coworker: Seriously? I think it was made for this.
Male coworker: No, really, it just doesn't feel right. I'll have to find another way.
Female coworker: Dude! Just stick it in and we'll sort it out later!
Baltimore, Maryland
Coworker, explaining why he's carrying two calculators: One is built for speed, and one is to pick up women.
Boston, Massachusetts
Male coworker, engrossed in conversation: Let's google Julie Andrews's boobs!
Government Office
Washington, DC
Coworker: But if I print it on both sides of the paper, how do I see what's on the other side?
Salt Lake City, Utah
Boss to coworker coming in: Great! My A-Team is here! I need you to go out there and show me your A-ness.
St Paul, Minnesota
Overheard by: Blueshirt
Female admin assistant: You know how anal I get when it comes to your work.
Male property manager: It's okay, I love anal!
(coworkers laugh)
Male property manager: Well… That didn't come out right.
Vancouver
Canadia
