Coworker to another: Don't trust him, he's evil and Singaporean. Double trouble!
Sydney
Australia
Coworker to another: Don't trust him, he's evil and Singaporean. Double trouble!
Sydney
Australia
Admin to partner: So, what would you do if you won the jackpot all on your own? It's up to $113 million. What would you tell your clients?
Partner: Without the naughty parts? “… you!”
Manhattan, New York
Overheard by: Jen
Coworker #1: Could you let me out of the office?
Coworker #2: You didn't bring your entrance card?
Coworker #1: No, and I'm not sure how I got in.
Stockholm
Sweden
Overheard by: Johan
Native English speaker coworker: I don't get that… I guess I failed to miss your point.
Boise, Indiana
Overheard by: In Disbelief
Coworker#1: How do you spell “forrrr-est”?
Coworker#2: F-o-r-r-e-s-t.
Coworker#1: Really? Two r's?
Coworker#2: Yep.
Manhattan, New York
Office peon #1: It could be worse, he could be addicted to gay porn or crack.
Office jokester: Does gay porn lead to worse addictions? Does gay porn lead to crack?
Office peon #2: Depends on what type of crack you mean.
Harrisburg, Pennsylvania
Door repairman to another: Okay, now walk out the door like you're walking out.
Nashville, Tennessee
Coworker, eating prosciutto: I've gone from salty chips to salty meat.
Baltimore, Maryland
Overheard by: Juan Samuel
Woman associate returning with lunch from cafe: I'm back.
Male associate: Smells great. What's today?
Woman associate: Thursday.
Male associate: Thank you. What is the special today?
Bellevue, Washington
Coworker on phone, complaining: Oh, no! It's my chocolate friend again!
Schaumburg, Illinois
Overheard by: nextcube
