Frustrated colleague: We've got to stop using hookers!
Melbourne
Australia
Overheard by: confused but amused
Frustrated colleague: We've got to stop using hookers!
Melbourne
Australia
Overheard by: confused but amused
Old office lady #1, looking at People magazine: Matthew Broderick has gray hair!
Old office lady #2: Who?
Old office lady #1: Matthew Broderick… He was in the Karate Kid movies.
Des Moines, Iowa
Overheard by: B Fraz
Coworker to admin: Might sound weird, and I never thought I'd have to say this, but you look pretty good as a zombie.
McKinney, Texas
Guy in cubicle: I seemed to have dropped my camera in the toilet.
Baltimore, Maryland
Office lady #1: How do you feel?
Office lady #2: I've had this hard spot right here and then I have this really hard spot over here.
Office lady #1: No?
Office lady #2: And the really hard spot is moving towards my crotch!
Office lady #1: That sucks.
Miami, Florida
Overheard by: DeeDee
20-something woman to 50-something coworker: If you didn't want to be so old, you shouldn't have been born so long ago.
Melbourne
Australia
Office girl #1: Did you see Taco Bell has shrimp tacos?!
Office girl #2: Sounds gross!
Office girl #3: I like fish tacos…
Office girl #1: Yeah, you do!
Merrillville, Indiana
Overheard by: Consuela
Digestively-challenged coworker: I'm in the bathroom a long time because I'm constipated. Takes some time to work it out. If they don't believe me, I'd be happy to let someone come in after me and see that it's a sinker, not a floater.
Tampa, Florida
Overheard by: Grossly Amused
Middle aged coworker #1: I'm not gonna cuddle with you, I just like the way it feels.
Middle aged coworker #2: I don't need any rumors to start about me… How about we just hug instead?
Minneapolis, Minnesota
Overheard by: Distracted
Coworker to another: Showing the Kraken in the Clash of the Titans trailer is like asking a girl out with your dick hanging out.
Vancouver
Canadia
