Male coworker to cube farm: Wow! This fireball is hot, I'm going to have to walk this one off.
Rockville, Maryland
Male coworker to cube farm: Wow! This fireball is hot, I'm going to have to walk this one off.
Rockville, Maryland
Office guy: Why are you walking like that?
Office girl: I worked out on Saturday and my calves are like little balls of pain.
Orlando, Florida
Coworker on cell: Hand. Hand. Balls, boobs… Smudge. What?
University of Illinois
Chicago, Illinois
Young male coworker: Do remember that time you ran around naked?
Younger female coworker: I wasn't naked, I just didn't have any clothes on.
Oklahoma City, Oklahoma
Smoking worker: You know, I haven't even smoked today yet!
Non-smoking worker: Me either.
Manhattan, New York
Overheard by: thorn
Coworker, about performance reviews: That's where the managers are. In the conference room with their people, doing it.
Tacoma, Washington
Overheard by: Wish I was a manager
Producer #1: So we had dinner with Steve and Elaine.
Producer #2: What did Elaine serve–Steve's heart on a stake?
Producer #1: Close. Veal.
Toronto
Ontario
Canadia
Overheard by: JennV
Coworker giving directions on the phone: You need to go west. Do you know which way's west?
Oregon
Gangsta office administrator #1: Yo, where'd you put those envelopes, yo?
Gangsta office administrator #2: Yo, I don't know, yo… Look above ya head!
Manhattan, New York
