I Took My Last Tab Of Acid at Lunch

Coworker, looking through her purse: Huh…I wonder what this pill is for…

Plano,Texas

Overheard by: Steph

Posted on March 24, 2011
Coworkers, Questions, Substance Use & Abuse, Texas, Weirdness

That's How the Government Works, Ma'am

Coworker on the phone: So let me get this straight. You have my money so you don't give a shit.

Oldwick, New Jersey

Posted on March 23, 2011
Coworkers, Money, New Jersey, On the phone, Threats

…I Won't Make That Mistake Again.

Coworker #1: So I have this recipe for microwaveable fried rice. You might like it. I'll bring it in tomorrow.
Coworker #2: Did you just tell me, an Asian, to make microwave fried rice?! Not to mention if it's microwaved, then it's not fried rice. It's microwave rice.
Coworker #1: Well you gave me that chicken recipe the other day, and this recipe looks good so I thought I'd share it.
Coworker #2: Yeah? Well, liquid poop looks good too because it reminds me of chocolate, but you don't see me eating it.

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Posted on March 23, 2011
Coworkers, Meals and Snacks, Offers and requests, Pennsylvania, Sensory Experiences, Weirdness

Give Me a Break– I'm a Jew.

Coworker: What day is Christmas, the 24th?

Milwaukee, Wisconsin

Posted on March 18, 2011
Coworkers, General Idiocy, Holidays, Questions, Wisconsin

Translation: …You Homewrecker

Marketing gal: Is he married?
Sales guy: Yeah, he has a little boy.

Middleboro, Massachusetts

Posted on March 18, 2011
Coworkers, Massachusetts, Possible Sexual Harassment, Questions, Relationships

I Was “Working Late” Last Night, If You Follow Me

Female coworker: No one has an extra birth control pill that I could have… Do they?

Manhattan, New York

Posted on February 25, 2011
Coworkers, New York, Questions, Sexuality, Weirdness

At Least You Admit It's Little.

Driver to another: Hey, sorry I hit your head with my little thing when we were playing earlier.

Kansas

Overheard by: dismayed dispatcher

Posted on February 25, 2011
Accidents, Coworkers, Feelings, Kansas, Weirdness

It's Important to Have Good Support at Home.

Female coworker, about keeping bananas alive longer: I have a banana hammock, too!

World Trade Center
Arkansas

Overheard by: CorporateDrone

Posted on February 25, 2011
Arkansas, Clothes, Coworkers, Meals and Snacks, Weirdness, Words

If Aesop Lived in New Jersey

Colleague: I just ate a pen cap thinking it was a tootsie roll. Always look before putting stuff in your mouth.

Plainsboro, New Jersey

Overheard by: oh dear

Posted on February 25, 2011
Accidents, Advice, Coworkers, General Idiocy, Meals and Snacks, New Jersey

Guess That Explains Why Your Eyebrows Are Singed.

Worker #1: I feel horrible.
Worker #2: What's up?
Worker #1: I took that situation to the boss…
Worker #2: And?
Worker #1: You know you screwed up when Satan looks you in the eye and says, “what the hell were you thinking?”

Oklahoma

Posted on February 22, 2011
Coworkers, Feelings, Office Politics, Oklahoma, Questions

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