Office worker: Hopefully he'll get it up soon.
Chicago, Illinois
Female coworker: Bob*, that was so sweet. I am going to spread that around.
Male coworker: I'm glad you enjoyed it. I've got more, so you're welcome to come back.
Fairfax, Virginia
Overheard by: Meaghan
Maintenance guy to another, in bathroom stall: All I need is about 6 inches…
Folsom, California
Overheard by: Gotta go now….
Employee to coworker: Hey, do you have Bieber fever? Because if you do, you should take a sick day… I don't wanna catch it.
Denver, Colorado
Overheard by: There's a shot for that…
Office guy #1, eating holiday fudge from container: This is really good. Where'd this come from?
Office guy #2, pleased: Where all good fudge comes from!
Office guy #1: Where's that?
Office guy #2: From the fudge fairy!
Office guy #1, hesitant: Did you pack it yourself?
Los Angeles, California
Manager to coworker: How are you doing?
Coworker: I am a little backed up.
Manager: Is there anything I can do to help?
Coworker: Nope, I'm on my way to take care of that now. (walks off to bathroom with a magazine in hand)
Keene, New Hampshire
Sketchy guy in lunchroom, sitting down at table with lone coworker: I'll sit here with you. Y'know, I'm probably the only guy in the building who likes you.
Burlington, Vermont
Coworker to another: So I guess equestrian events have become real popular since Michael Phelps became famous?
Manhattan, New York
Female coworker #1: How did your dental surgery go?
Female coworker #2: I'm okay. A little sore.
Female coworker #1: Do you want some Vicodin? I have some in my top drawer. I'm more than happy to share the wealth!
Norwalk, Connecticut
Coworker on phone: I'm not married to anything on this team. We're just dating. I mean, there's definitely some heavy petting going on, but we are not going all the way. This client is not getting my v-card.
Seattle, Washington
