Chick shoving sandwich at guy: Do you want this?
Guy: No, why? You don’t want it?
Chick: No, I’m stuffed. I just had an ass-load of salami.
Guy: So, what does that feel like?
401 6th Avenue
New York, New York
Overheard by: brooklynhero
Chick shoving sandwich at guy: Do you want this?
Guy: No, why? You don’t want it?
Chick: No, I’m stuffed. I just had an ass-load of salami.
Guy: So, what does that feel like?
401 6th Avenue
New York, New York
Overheard by: brooklynhero
Female coworker on phone: If he doesn't get that dishwasher off the deck I'm going to go out and take a sledgehammer to his truck.
Woburn, Massachusetts
Overheard by: Blazer & Blue Jeans
Receptionist: You know, this is not the first time you’ve offered to lick my eye.
Assistant: I don’t doubt the validity of that statement.
Hall of Justice
Sacramento, California
Overheard by: weeelll….hmm.
QA guy #1: So, there’s a bunch of shit going down with the shit. I was going to try and finish that shit, but then all of this shit came up. Can’t they get the shit to work? I mean, get your fucking shit together. You know what I mean?
QA guy #2: I do. I totally do, man. It’s worrisome.
Scottsdale, Arizona
Overheard by: Cube Guru
Lady peon: Having a shower in December is the perfect idea. You’re going to get so many sex toys!
Baby goods store
Danbury, Connecticut
Overheard by: This makes my job worth it…
Employee #1: So, does [Wheels] do coke? It sure as hell seems like he does.
Employee #2: No man, he’s from Montreal.
Employee #1: Oh. Why does that make sense?
101 Autopark Circle
Toronto, Ontario
Woman with bandaged finger: Ever since I cut my finger, it’s been so difficult doing stuff…typing, getting dressed, eating…
Woman with missing hand: I can’t even imagine.
1515 Broadway
New York, NY
Worker: Why do professional people talk so loud in an office environment? You know what I love? “Kitty-cats!” shouted down three offices.
175 S. Third Street
Columbus, Ohio
Co-worker #1: Hey, what movie was that from?
Co-worker #2: I don’t know. Let’s hear it again.
Co-worker #1: No “let’s hear it again!” It was a great movie, made in 1959. Something about a Jew. Got falsely accused of attacking a governor.
Co-worker #2: I don’t know.
Co-worker #1: It had Jesus or someone in it. Great movie.
Co-worker #2: Ten Commandments?
192 S. Utica Avenue
Tulsa, Oklahoma
Older woman: It isn’t good for your metabolism to eat too little.
Younger woman: Yeah, I remember when I was a kid and saw those starving African kids on TV. I said, “They aren’t fat, look at their bellies!” That’s what happens when you don’t eat enough, you get bloated.
1500 University Drive
Billings, Montana
Co-worker #1: Do you want to go to lunch?
Co-worker #2: I’m on a diet.
Co-worker #1: But we’re going to get ice cream afterward.
800 E. 96th Street
Indianapolis, Indiana
