Secretary: Oh my god. I walked past this hobo that smelled so bad I could taste it. I mean, I might as well have licked him.
Paralegal: Did he have blood running down his leg onto his foot? I think I’ve smelled him before, too.
601 Montgomery Street
San Francisco, California
Office girl #1: My son's girlfriend gets sandwiches that are just bread and cheese.
Office girl #2: Just bread and cheese?
Office girl #1: Yep, just bread and cheese.
Office girl #3: No bread? Just cheese?
Office girl #1: Bread and cheese.
Des Moines, Iowa
Overheard by: B Frazier
Worker bee #1: Can I create a folder on my desktop?
Worker bee #2: Um, yes.
Worker bee #1: Can I save a PowerPoint to that folder?
Worker bee #2: Uhhh…
Worker bee #1: Can I then e-mail that PowerPoint to someone in the office? I need to somehow get this PowerPoint to a flash drive.
Gulfport, Mississippi
Hot lady peon, after spilling candy: I hope he doesn’t come by while I’m on the floor eating his jelly beans.
3900 Paramount Parkway
Morrisville, North Carolina
Overheard by: kevin
Worker bee quoting a customer: I have a file that’s labeled ‘Read only.’ Does that mean I can only read the file?
Washington, DC
Overheard by: quiet1
Coworker: I knocked up the printer.
West Lafayette, Indiana
Co-worker: Oh, there’s my stapler! I was looking for it.
Boss: Actually it’s my stapler. I own this company; everything here is mine. I’m just letting you keep it at your desk.
1718 Villa Avenue
Indianapolis, Indiana
Male coworker: Just tell me what you work out in.
Female coworker: No.
Dallas, Texas
