At Least Until the Stock Market Goes Soft

Giggling girl in cubicle #1: Why can't I make it bigger?
Giggling girl in cubicle #2: This is so uncomfortable.
Giggling girl in cubicle #1: It gets better and better as it goes on.

Austin, Texas

Posted on May 3, 2015
Compare and contrast, Coworkers, Cubicles, Sexuality, Texas, Weirdness

I Come to Work So I Don't Have to Think About Sex

Sales to admin: Size doesn't matter. I've got a video you should watch. It'll teach you step by step how to do it right. It'll be great for both parties. She'll be begging for it.

Herndon, Virginia

Overheard by: Nate

Posted on May 1, 2015
Admins, Advice, Compare and contrast, Education, Sales, Sexuality, Virginia

Which Is What Taxes Actually Smell Like

Coworker #1: It smells like old people in here.
Coworker #2: What do old people smell like?
Coworker #3: Death and feces.

San Rafael, California

Posted on May 1, 2015
Age and ageing, California, Compare and contrast, Coworkers, Death, Health & Hygiene, Sensory Experiences

But Was I Taking Pictures?

Young male intern (serious): You know, since I've been sober, my photography is way better.
Young female receptionist: You were drunk at my party three days ago.
Young male intern: I was?

Roan Street
Johnson City, Tennessee

Posted on April 30, 2015
Compare and contrast, Default, Drinking, Interns & Temps, Receptionists, Tennessee

At This Time, the Word “Juicy” Is Not on Any Part of My Body

Worker #1: Are you coming out for a drink after work tonight?
Worker #2: I’m meeting some friends out afterwards, so I’m going to go home first to get changed.
Worker #1: Why do you need to get changed? Just wear what you have on, it’s fine!
Worker #2: Well all my friends dress like skanks and I don’t want to look overdressed.

Hay Street
West Perth
Australia

Posted on April 29, 2015
Australia, Clothes, Compare and contrast, Coworkers, Default, Drinking, Offers and requests, Physical Appearance, Questions

Let's Be Grateful There's Still a Middle Class for Us to Join

Underling to another: As someone who owns not one but two pairs of Dale Earnhardt pajama pants, I am in no position to criticize you for growing up in a trailer park.

Washington, DC

Posted on April 27, 2015
Clothes, Compare and contrast, Coworkers, Physical Appearance, Washington DC

I’ve Been Waiting All Day to Say That

Coworker #1: What are you doing this weekend?
Coworker #2: Maybe a movie.
Coworker #3: Man, it’s a lot harder to have sex downtown than I thought it would be.
Coworkers #1 and #2: [stunned silence].

Vernon Hills, Illinois

Overheard by: This Guy