Coworker, preparing to go to cemetery: I need a go-to funeral dress.
Dallas, Texas
Coworker, preparing to go to cemetery: I need a go-to funeral dress.
Dallas, Texas
Consultant #1: I found out where he lives… He has an apartment.
Consultant #2: Maybe I should drop off his underwears.
Princeton, New Jersey
Loan officer #1: Hey, Jeff, are you actually smiling?
Loan officer #2: I always smile.
Loan officer #1: You do? I never see you!
Loan officer #2: I always smile. Especially when I'm adjusting my shorts.
Southfield, Michigan
Female night watch staff to others: And that one girl that keeps farting… Then she fluffs her blankets; it's so gross!
Sydney
Australia
Overheard by: Quit pretending your grossed out by it
Young male coworker: Do remember that time you ran around naked?
Younger female coworker: I wasn't naked, I just didn't have any clothes on.
Oklahoma City, Oklahoma
Coworker #1, about Hispanic workers outside: I wonder if they are Mexican.
Coworker #2: They could be.
Coworker #3: Maybe they're Guatemalan.
Coworker #1: Or Puerto Rican.
Coworker #3: No, they're not Puerto Rican. They're not wearing purple.
Glens Falls, New York
Coworker #1 to husband who dropped off lunch: What is on your shirt?
Husband: I spilled Coke.
Coworker #1: Do you want me to suck it?
St. George, Utah
Overheard by: Charlie
Cubicle worker #1: I was just next to what I commonly refer to as a “master blaster” in the men's john a minute ago…
Cubicle worker #2: Go on…
Cubicle worker #1: I think he barely had a chance to get his pants down before the gates of hell opened and all were consumed with fire and explosions of various forms…
Cubicle worker #1: I was trying not to laugh in the stall next door.
Cubicle worker #2: What the fuck!
Cubicle worker #1: It just goes to show. No matter how nice a person's shoes, they can still be ugly on the inside. His shoes were very nice, after all. A black patent leather cap toe, I believe.
Cubicle worker #2: Everyone shits.
Cubicle worker #1: I didn't get too good a look in my haste to retreat, lest I have to endure uncomfortable eye contact subsequently.
Moreno Valley, California
Overheard by: Joe P
50-year-old receptionist, about interviewee: I didn't like her. The interviewers aren't going to like her. She's not going to get the job. I can just tell these things.
Recruiter: What did she do that you didn't like about her?
50-year-old receptionist: Her shoes were too big for her. Probably a half size, maybe even a whole size too big! Ugh! (rolls eyes)
Houston, Texas
Overheard by: yikes
Office troubleshooter on phone: We're going to have to put pantyhose on the monster, because we need control.
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Overheard by: lauraf
