Without Which, Her Cream Would Be Churned Into Butter

Coworker #1:, on Kirstie Alley's appearance on Dancing with the Stars: She must be wearing those things, what are they called?
Coworker #2: Spanks.
Coworker #1: Stanks?

East Petersburg, Pennsylvania

Posted on June 2, 2011
Clothes, Coworkers, Pennsylvania, Pop culture, Substance Use & Abuse, Words

…You Smell Like Gas.

Coworker #1: I was putting gas in the car and the nozzle just sprayed out of the gas tank and all over me. If someone were to light a match, I'd go up in flames. (disappears for a short time to change into a pair of jeans)
Coworker #2, not having heard the previous story: Oh my gosh, are you wearing jeans?
Coworker #1: Yep.
Coworker #2: Why?
(coworker #1 proceeds to retell the gas-spilling story)
Coworker #2: Oh my gosh, do your other pants smell like gas?
Coworker #1, very seriously: Nope, they smell like lemons.

Plymouth, Minnesota

Posted on April 25, 2011
Accidents, Clothes, Coworkers, Minnesota, Questions, Sensory Experiences

In Texas, It Would've Been Justifiable Homocide

Coworker: He had on one of those sleeveless vests…

Bellevue, Washington

Posted on April 25, 2011
Clothes, Coworkers, Washington, Weirdness

It's Important to Have Good Support at Home.

Female coworker, about keeping bananas alive longer: I have a banana hammock, too!

World Trade Center
Arkansas

Overheard by: CorporateDrone

Posted on February 25, 2011
Arkansas, Clothes, Coworkers, Meals and Snacks, Weirdness, Words

Interestingly, That May Be the Dirtiest Thing Ever Said in This Office.

Model, pulling something out of sleeve: Oh, that's where that went. (pops it in her mouth).
Director: Did you just eat sleeve cheese?

Adult Film Company
San Francisco, California

Overheard by: fetishgirl

Posted on February 16, 2011
Bimbettes, California, Clothes, Meals and Snacks, Questions

The Cultural Effects Of RuPaul's Drag Race Have Yet to Be Fully Known.

Dispatcher to officer: Holland and Outer, for a male black wearing only a pink sheet running in and out of traffic.

Saginaw, Michigan

Posted on February 7, 2011
Clothes, Cops, Michigan, Race, Weirdness

Rachel Took Bronze at the TMI Olympics

Manager, in frustration: I have cough drops, tea, antibiotics, cough medicine, and I'm even wearing a panty liner in case I cough too hard.

Lawrenceville, Georgia

Posted on January 26, 2011
Admins, Clothes, Georgia, Gripes, Health & Hygiene

When You Know an Employee Needs to Go to Porn Rehab

Coworker: What are you wearing tomorrow?
Project manager: Oh, like for the trip?
Coworker: You should wear something really low-cut. It's gonna be a bunch of men. You need an edge.
Project manager: It's a group of like twenty women. All of them are women.
Coworker: Do you know if any of them are gay?

Manhattan, New York