Photo assistant: Okay, put something else in my mouth and I'll tell you what it is.
Culver City, California
Overheard by: LaLa Land
Photo assistant: Okay, put something else in my mouth and I'll tell you what it is.
Culver City, California
Overheard by: LaLa Land
Cube dweller: I’m at the peak of my fat season!
Santa Barbara, California
Overheard by: Violet White
Photographer: If you don't know someone who will fuck you with an octopus, do you know anyone who would flog you with one?
San Francisco, California
Overheard by: fetishgirl
Cube dweller: I learned something last night. Never trust a restaurant that has a sumo wrestler in a pink tutu and high heels on the menu.
Los Angeles, California
Male client service monkey: Oh man, I can’t wait to prance around the office in my tights.
Sansome and Sutter
San Francisco, California
Saleswoman: Who brought these cinnamon… muffin… things?
Salesman: Cinnamon rolls?
Saleswoman: Yeah.
Woodlake, California
Presenter: Right, so not only do you have to help each other, but you also have to service your members.
Hotel
Sacramento, California
Overheard by: really bored
Female coworker: So, did you get laid last night?
Male coworker: No, the cleaning crew came in before we could.
Female coworker: Pity. I came in this morning sniffing around for the smell of pussy and latex.
Western Avenue
Los Angeles, California
Overheard by: the sugar monster
Supervisor: So you and your brother have different fathers, then?
Worker: Yeah.
Supervisor: So you guys are related through your mom.
Worker: Naw, not really.
Supervisor: Wait, so how are you guys related, then?
Worker: I dunno. We’re just brothers.
3901 Via Oro Avenue
Long Beach, California
Overheard by: bored on first day of work
Bus driver, over intercom, on a crowded bus about to let on more passengers: All standees please drop your backpacks to your feet and move to the back of the bus.
(no one moves)
Bus driver: This is the voice of God. Thou shalt drop your bags to your feet and move to the back of the bus.
Davis, California
Overheard by: Natalie T.
