Office working bee to another: Cameron* does have a bubble problem.
Monrovia, California
Overheard by: MrQOD
Office working bee to another: Cameron* does have a bubble problem.
Monrovia, California
Overheard by: MrQOD
Security guard #1: Well you know Hitler's mother was Jewish.
Supervisor: I know! Wouldn't Freud have had a field day with that?
Security guard #2: Who?
Supervisor: You know, Sigmund Freud?
Security guard #2: Oh, the magician?
Security guard #1: What?
Security guard #2: You know, the magician with the tigers?
Supervisor: Thats Sigfried and Roy!
Lakeport, California
Real Estate Agent: So she totally knows this guy that’s on The Real OC; he’s a loan guy that she used to work with.
Loan Rep: What character does he play?
Real Estate Agent: He’s a loan rep.
Loan Rep: I know, but what character does he play?
22342 Avenida Empresa
Rancho Santa Margarita, California
Coworker to intern: Are you sure they're not taking you out there to kill you?
Los Angeles, California
IT staff to engineer on phone: If you follow the document I sent you, you will be able to complete the web page.
Engineer: I can't read.
Silicon Valley, California
Photo assistant: Okay, put something else in my mouth and I'll tell you what it is.
Culver City, California
Overheard by: LaLa Land
Cube dweller: I’m at the peak of my fat season!
Santa Barbara, California
Overheard by: Violet White
Photographer: If you don't know someone who will fuck you with an octopus, do you know anyone who would flog you with one?
San Francisco, California
Overheard by: fetishgirl
Cube dweller: I learned something last night. Never trust a restaurant that has a sumo wrestler in a pink tutu and high heels on the menu.
Los Angeles, California
Male client service monkey: Oh man, I can’t wait to prance around the office in my tights.
Sansome and Sutter
San Francisco, California
