Producer: So Jen, when should we plan for orgasm?
Burbank, California
Overheard by: Man Among Women
Boss: He's really similar to my step dad–he had dark hair, and a long corso.
Girl: I'm sorry, a long *what*?
Boss, slowly: A long…corso?
Girl: Torso. Corset.
Boss: Hmm.
San Jose, California
Overheard by: Smarter than her boss (obviously)
Blonde Asian: Dude, whole cashews taste way better than half cashews.
Sunburnt Mexican: I totally agree…I can't believe we're having this conversation right now.
El Camino Real
Carlsbad, California
Overheard by: nadia
Female admin #1: So, how's Pepe doing?
Female admin #2: He's a figment of his own imagination.
San Diego, California
Overheard by: Melissa
Editor: You blow up the condoms, and I'll make the dog.
Palo Alto, California
Overheard by: Mollena Williams
Employee helping customer with curtains: Now I'm slightly tacky, but I think you could work these…
Bed Bath & Beyond
San Francisco, California
Girl peon#1: I don't think it's safe to transport raccoons in your car, even if they are in a booster seat.
Girl peon#2: A booster seat is always the exception to the rule.
Hall of Justice
Sacramento, California
Student #1: Check out my bone sword. (holds up arm)
Student #2: Your what?
Student #1: My bone sword. It's strong!
San Diego, California
Overheard by: 5th gr. teacher
Manager: Why doesn't our testing server work?
Programmer: I'll tell you exactly why it doesn't work. I built it.
Manager: I'm leaving now.
San Diego, California
Overheard by: He's right.
Boss to conference call participant: Is that study from the US?
Conference call participant: No, it's from Massachusetts.
Sacramento, California
Overheard by: Window with no office
