Boss: Hey everyone! It’s the annual popcorn tin.
Employee: Ooh! I love popcorn tins.
Boss: Yeah, but you’re lookin’ a little fat, so we’re gonna keep it away from you.
175 5th Avenue
New York, NY
Overheard by: Peter H
Boss: Hey everyone! It’s the annual popcorn tin.
Employee: Ooh! I love popcorn tins.
Boss: Yeah, but you’re lookin’ a little fat, so we’re gonna keep it away from you.
175 5th Avenue
New York, NY
Overheard by: Peter H
Boss to employee: Vodka's supposed to be the best alcohol for you because it's clear. Like, it has less bad stuff in it.
Chicago, Illinois
Chicken farmer introducing new business partner to bank teller: This is Jose*. I teach him to love my chickens.
808 South Main Street
Elkton, Kentucky
Overheard by: will1966
Boss: You want a raise? You come back after three weeks of vacation and spend more time in the bathroom than you do working. Maybe I should install a timeclock in there.
107 Chesley Drive
Media, Pennsylvania
Boss: Did you see [Martha]’s eye?
Underling: No, why?
Boss: She’s got pink eye.
Underling: Oh wow, that sucks.
Boss: I’m afraid.
Underling: Why?
Boss: [Martha] was looking at me all day.
Underling: What?
Boss: I can get pink eye if she looks at me, right?
Underling: I don’t think pink eye is communicable via the act of looking.
8270 Greensboro Drive
McLean, Virginia
Boss: Well, I threw myself in front of the bus for you.
Marketing chick: It didn’t work then?
Boss: I threw myself hard, but nah.
Marketing chick: Too bad.
Boss: Yup.
Wharf 8 Pyrmont
Sydney, Australia
Employee: Welcome back. Are you feeling better?
Supervisor: Well, I am fully clothed.
1930 Bishop Lane
Louisville, Kentucky
Overheard by: Eve’s Dropper
Project Manager: I’m working on Chronic Constipation and should be done with it later today. How is Ulcerative Colitis coming along?
Multimedia Developer: Good. Should have it for you tomorrow for review. What’s up with Vaginal Discharge?
3339 Ward Street
Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania
Boss to office: The midget has a whip!
Mitchelton
Brisbane
Australia
Overheard by: Beka
Boss, walking from cube to cube: Hello, Amanda*, how's it going?
Amanda: Getting raped with work, Bill.* You should know that.
Boss: Don't worry, I am raping all of my employees this week.
Atlanta, Georgia
Overheard by: i'm next in line
