Female cube dweller, to no one in particular: The grapes in the cafeteria are going soft on me.
Washington, DC
Female cube dweller, to no one in particular: The grapes in the cafeteria are going soft on me.
Washington, DC
Boss to coworker: Mary, please start playing with this huge package.
Medfield, Massachusetts
Overheard by: But that's MY package!
CSR: Hang on, I’ll use my fingers… My head isn’t working today.
Clovis, New Mexico
Overheard by: 23 minutes longer & i’m outta here
Boss #1, walking up to colleague in restroom: Looks like that one is a little low for you.
Boss #2, using lower urinal: Depends on how big your dick is. (then looks over shoulder at boss #1) Looks like all yours would be good for is checking the depth of the water…
Anchorage, Alaska
Overheard by: Enlightened
Woman on cell in bathroom: I'm revitalizing my vagina.
Marlborough, Massachusetts
Frustrated coworker: No! I didn't see the website error! I've been in a bubble! I've literally been in a bubble!
Needham, Massachusetts
Overheard by: it was a big bubble…
Woman in next cube: It was used, too, which is kind of gross. But it works! It gets in those little cracks!
Malvern, Pennsylvania
Overheard by: Don'tWannaKnow
Rep: What’s a vaginal dilator?
Nurse: A penis?
4645 East Cotton Center Boulevard
Phoenix, Arizona
Receptionist to coworker: So my bum hurts because I won't let it poo.
Winnipeg
Canadia
(coworker #2 has just returned from a two-hour meeting)
Coworker #1: How was the meeting?
Coworker #2: My hemorrhoids are okay until we get to the 1:45 mark. Then I get that itchy twitchy feeling.
Collegeville, Pennsylvania
Overheard by: Lola
