Even If It Is Very Controversial

Clinic pharmacist to nurse practitioners: Can we please not talk about my vagina anymore today?

Salt Lake City, Utah

Overheard by: It’s not THAT kind of clinic!

Posted on October 7, 2015
Body Parts, Default, Doctors, Medical, Offers and requests, Questions, Sexuality, Utah

I Like It– and I Like Men Who Like It

Coworker #1: The side of my lips are dry!
Coworker #2: I put ChapStick when that happens to me!
Coworker #1: I'm doing it!
Coworker #2: Oh, man…I got ChapStick on my mustache!
Coworker #1: Girl, you are not suppose to say that!

36th & 8th
New York City, New York

Overheard by: LIL Papi Chulo K.L.

Posted on October 4, 2015
Body Parts, Coworkers, Health & Hygiene, New York, Physical Appearance

Just a Little Trick I Learned from Dennis Rodman

Female shouting over cube wall: I like to lick the balls before I get rid of them!

Edmonton
Canadia

Overheard by: Hrew

Posted on September 26, 2015
Body Parts, Canadia, Coworkers, Sexuality, Weirdness

…While Slowly Scrolling Across the Sheets

Manager on phone: Tell me what your box looks like…

University of Wisconsin

Posted on September 21, 2015
Body Parts, Bosses, Compare and contrast, Education, Offers and requests, On the phone, Weirdness, Wisconsin

Let's Just Make Sure They're Clean This Time.

HR rep #1, in HR team meeting: We're having a compliance visit tomorrow. Harry is bringing some HQ reports we don't have access to.
HR rep #2, loudly: Oh, fabulous. That's like someone going through your underwear drawer (begins to fade) and pulling out the granny panties (almost inaudible) with all the stuff… (trails off, then loudly) What?

Fontana, California

Posted on September 17, 2015
Body Parts, California, Clothes, Compare and contrast, Human Resources, Office Politics, Sexuality

Psh, Like You Don't Do That Four Times a Day

Building guest: I'm supposed to be upstairs on the 23rd floor for Cox.
Building security: Whoa there!

Manhattan, New York

Posted on September 17, 2015
Body Parts, Cops, New York, Sexuality, Strangers, Weirdness

Next Time Don't Dangle Them from Your Mouth

Black coworker #1: So I'm trying to end the conversation and rush in my house! Did you think he saw them?
Blonde coworker #2: Of course he saw them! You got the jumbo box of Magnum condoms! Miss “I'm-going-to-save-the-environment, no-I-don't need-a-bag-for-my-inappropriate-groceries!”

Boston, Massachusetts

Overheard by: in the cube away from them!