Due to a Dramatic Rise in Panty-Bunching

Matronly German supervisor: When you do not clean the counters correctly, my balls get very unhappy!

Bahia Vista Street
Sarasota, Florida

Posted on April 28, 2020
Anger management, Body Parts, Bosses, Default, Florida, Offers and requests

Unless Our Offices Have Bar Stools, No One Will Ever Know

Office girl: Is the company starting a cloning program? You two are exactly the same.
New girl #1: Yeah, I know…except that she had a baby, and I didn't.
New girl #2: Right, so the only way you can tell the difference between us is the size of our hoo-hoos.

Scarborough
Ontario
Canadia

Overheard by: C.note

Posted on April 24, 2020
Body Parts, Canadia, Compare and contrast, Coworkers, Family, Physical Appearance, Questions

You Keep Convincing Yourself Of That, Mr. Hefner.

Boss to underling: We'll see it harden up when people use it.

Tysons Corner, Virginia

Posted on April 23, 2020
Body Parts, Bosses and Underlings, Sexuality, Virginia

Arguably Better Than the Customary Poo-Throwing

Coworker #1: Sometimes when I walk by, I just stand here and watch you like you're in the zoo.
Coworker #2: My cage is open. I'm gonna freaking maul your ass.

Kirkland, Washington

Posted on April 22, 2020
Body Parts, Compare and contrast, Coworkers, Threats, Washington

It’s Either That or Get One of Those Helper Monkeys

Editor #1: I have finger toes.
Photographer: You mean like long and bony?
Editor #1: Yeah, I can, like, pick stuff up with them.
Editor #2: Do you pinch people with them?
Editor #1: Yeah. I always pinch [my wife]. She hates it.
Editor #2: God is just preparing you for when you lose your arms.

333 North Meridian
Oklahoma City, Oklahoma

Overheard by: fransen comes alive

Posted on April 12, 2020
Body Parts, Designers and Photographers, Oklahoma, Questions, Religion, Writers and Editors

How to Make a Roomful Of White People Fall Silent: Encapsulated

Sole African American lady in office: Man! If she sticks her head any farther up the boss' ass, she'll look like me!

Jeannette, Pennsylvania

Posted on March 28, 2020
Body Parts, Colors, Coworkers, Office Politics, Pennsylvania, Physical Appearance, Race

Another Touching Office Tale.

Scatter-brained boss: Oh! Can I touch it?
Subordinate: Um.
Scatter-brained boss: Would you like to touch mine?

Fairfax, Virginia

Posted on March 26, 2020
Body Parts, Bosses and Underlings, Possible Sexual Harassment, Sexuality, Virginia

Finally Something Will Be Sucking Besides Your Grades

Teacher to students, in creepy deep voice: Want a lollipop? I have many flavors!

Sydney
Australia

Posted on March 21, 2020
Australia, Body Parts, Meals and Snacks, Offers and requests, Sexuality, Students, Teachers

And She Adored My Appendix Handbag

Coworker #1: I had two gallstones removed years ago, and I kept them. I want to get them made into earrings for my wife.
Coworker #2: But that's creepy. What if she doesn't want to wear them?
Coworker #1: If she really loved me, she would!

Norwood Park South
Norwood, Massachusetts

Posted on March 14, 2020
Body Parts, Coworkers, Family, Feelings, Health & Hygiene, Massachusetts, Questions, Weirdness

I Used to Call Them “The G Spot,” But Everyone on Staff Got Confused

Male receptionist: I like to listen to Warren G when I'm doing a cryptorchid neuter.
Female receptionist: Why's that?
Male receptionist: Because he lets his nuts hang.

Veterinary Hospital
New York City, New York

Posted on March 13, 2020
Animals, Body Parts, Music, New York, Questions, Receptionists

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