Be Sure to Fill Out a Freudian Slip First

Boss: What are you going to do on your lunch break?
Assistant: I think I might go outside and spread my legs.
Boss: Pardon?
Assistant: I said I think I might go outside and stretch my legs. (walks off very quickly)

North Ryde
Australia

Overheard by: Sinead

Posted on May 15, 2020
Australia, Body Parts, Bosses, Employees, Questions, Sexuality

1PM Lunch

Co-worker #1: Let’s go.
Co-worker #2: Can I go to the bathroom first?
Co-worker #1: So go! You have to do it with yours, not with mine!

1250 Broadway
New York, NY

Posted on May 5, 2020
Body Parts, Coworkers, New York, Questions, Restroom

Due to a Dramatic Rise in Panty-Bunching

Matronly German supervisor: When you do not clean the counters correctly, my balls get very unhappy!

Bahia Vista Street
Sarasota, Florida

Posted on April 28, 2020
Anger management, Body Parts, Bosses, Default, Florida, Offers and requests

Unless Our Offices Have Bar Stools, No One Will Ever Know

Office girl: Is the company starting a cloning program? You two are exactly the same.
New girl #1: Yeah, I know…except that she had a baby, and I didn't.
New girl #2: Right, so the only way you can tell the difference between us is the size of our hoo-hoos.

Scarborough
Ontario
Canadia

Overheard by: C.note

Posted on April 24, 2020
Body Parts, Canadia, Compare and contrast, Coworkers, Family, Physical Appearance, Questions

You Keep Convincing Yourself Of That, Mr. Hefner.

Boss to underling: We'll see it harden up when people use it.

Tysons Corner, Virginia

Posted on April 23, 2020
Body Parts, Bosses and Underlings, Sexuality, Virginia

Arguably Better Than the Customary Poo-Throwing

Coworker #1: Sometimes when I walk by, I just stand here and watch you like you're in the zoo.
Coworker #2: My cage is open. I'm gonna freaking maul your ass.

Kirkland, Washington

Posted on April 22, 2020
Body Parts, Compare and contrast, Coworkers, Threats, Washington

It’s Either That or Get One of Those Helper Monkeys

Editor #1: I have finger toes.
Photographer: You mean like long and bony?
Editor #1: Yeah, I can, like, pick stuff up with them.
Editor #2: Do you pinch people with them?
Editor #1: Yeah. I always pinch [my wife]. She hates it.
Editor #2: God is just preparing you for when you lose your arms.

333 North Meridian
Oklahoma City, Oklahoma

Overheard by: fransen comes alive