Server, walking past applicant: Get out while you still can!
Mississauga
Ontario
Canadia
Overheard by: Slacking off
Server, walking past applicant: Get out while you still can!
Mississauga
Ontario
Canadia
Overheard by: Slacking off
Passenger to another: Federal law requires that you must follow all instructions from uniformed crew. If a naked flight attendant approaches you, you don't have to listen to them.
Southwest Flight
Islip, New York
Man on phone: You should be in Boston, that's where Ben Franklin is from! The second President is from Boston!
Springfield, Massachusetts
Manager: You have to check your poop everyday in case you get a disease.
Starbucks
Vancouver
Canadia
Overheard by: Muffin
Staff member (to the radio): Okay, it's too late for Kenny G. You've gotta get Kenny G off the radio. Kenny G should only be played during the day. It's too late in the day for Kenny G.
Atlanta, Georgia
Overheard by: music snob
Lesbian #1: You should get a Subaru. Come on…join the club.
Lesbian #2: I don't really want a Subaru.
Angry straight coworker: Don't get a Subaru. Dude, you people take everything! First you take the rainbow. Now Subarus! What the fuck?
Richmond, California
Overheard by: B $
Office philosopher: Short people can't be trusted. Too close to the ground. You know, where the devil is.
Wausau, Wisconsin
Editor: Alright, I'm outta here, have a nice night.
Reporter: Be careful! It's sunny out there!
Manahawkin, New Jersey
Overheard by: inothernews
Office manager on phone: Well, maybe you don't want to touch it at all. You don't know until you get down there and look at it.
Sterling Heights, Michigan
