Cube dweller: I think we should force her to get drunk and embarrass her. After all, that’s our way!
33 New Montgomery Street
San Francisco, California
Overheard by: McF
Cube dweller: I think we should force her to get drunk and embarrass her. After all, that’s our way!
33 New Montgomery Street
San Francisco, California
Overheard by: McF
Employee handing customer a ticket: Enjoy your movie.
Customer: Where do I go?
Palm Beach Gardens, Florida
Frustrated employee to dim coworker: If you’d stop being an idiot I wouldn’t have to hate you anymore.
Wausau, Wisconsin
Overheard by: I Feel The Same Way
Reservationist: I heard that if you get stung by a jellyfish and you put urine on the sting, it'll stop hurting.
Reservationist #2: I'd totally pee on you.
Seattle, Washington
Coworker, to overly bright and happy coworker at 8 am: You need a root canal.
Dalton, Georgia
Boss to employee: Read between my lips.
Queens, New York
Overheard by: Socket
Peon: Yeah, that would be a total chick magnet. Just say, ‘Hey, you wanna come and, uh, meet my manatee?’
1100 Broadway
Nashville, Tennessee
Overheard by: Clair
Talent to just-out-of-high-school intern: You should do porn. You have the body for it.
Irving, Texas
Overheard by: we don't have HR issues
Nurse: People just keep calling me and calling me about getting pain pills called in. They just need to be a little sauced up — then they’d be fine!
14100 Parkway Commons Drive
Oklahoma City, Oklahoma
Judge: Son, there is a reason most murders take place between 10 pm and 4 am. If you do not want to *get* murdered, do not find yourself out at those times.
Detroit, Michigan
