Admin to IT guy: Okay, now see if you can reach my hot spot.
Suitland, Maryland
Overheard by: censthis
Admin to IT guy: Okay, now see if you can reach my hot spot.
Suitland, Maryland
Overheard by: censthis
Queer admin guy #1: They made another round of changes, so I had to go out and get more binders. Those thick ones are really expensive, too.
Queer admin guy #2: What were they, four inches?
Queer admin guy #1: I got the three-inch ones, I think.
Straight admin girl: But is three inches enough? Do you think?
Queer admin guy #2: (gives her a look)
Straight admin girl: No! No no no no no!
Manhattan, New York
Overheard by: Scooter
Secretary: I would prefer it if you yell at me once in a while; it keeps me on my toes.
Minneapolis, Minnesota
Unix Admin #1: Hey [Garth], are you hung?
Unix Admin #2: Yeah, I would say that we all are.
8001 Development Drive
Research Triangle Park, North Carolina
Overheard by: El Gee
Sales to admin: I'll be missing golf next week because I'll be off getting married. Oh, wait… It's the week after next.
Jeannette, Pennsylvania
Female manager to secretary: Why don't you wear a bra sometimes?
Secretary: I only wear a bra when I wear panties.
Jax, Florida
New office manager: My rear end makes a god-awful noise!
Nashville, Tennessee
Overheard by: Josh
Secretary in a loud voice, walking down hall: I'm evil, I have a lot of evil thoughts!
Market Street
Wilmington, Delaware
Overheard by: Urban Achiever
Hesitant admin: I know what size a meatball is… I think.
Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania
