Angry office drone: Don’t fuck up the entire presentation… It will be really hard to unfuck!
Latham
New York
Angry office drone: Don’t fuck up the entire presentation… It will be really hard to unfuck!
Latham
New York
Delivery driver: Why are we all conjugating outside?
Pizza place
Joshua, Texas
Overheard by: needo
Female high school student walking into guidance counselor's office with a group of friends: Oh, right! You're who we come to talk to about sex.
Guidance counselor: Ahh, yes…
Female student: Well, I don't need to talk to you because I don't do that.
Guidance counselor: Do what?
Female student: You know…sex. I don't do it 'cause I'm syllabus.
Guidance counselor: Ummmm, right.
Roxbury, Massachusetts
Overheard by: Miss
Ditzy member of upper management: No, it's not internal, it's out-ternal.
Schaumburg, Illinois
Co-worker #1: I mean he did a complete 360, and the worst part is I never saw it coming.
Co-worker #2: Well, you know they say that hindsight is 50/50.
112 Thomas Boyd Hall
Baton Rouge, Louisiana
Geek #1 (about female geek): She's pretty cool–I can hang with her.
Geek #2: Yeah, she's kind of cute and has some personality.
Geek #1: I keep trying to get her to give me a hummer…
Geek #2: Well, yeah, same here!
Geek #1: Because she has a collection of toy hummers in her cubicle.
Geek #2: Ah. Nice.
Fort Worth, Texas
Overheard by: Richard
Boss, about a customer’s outrage at an e-mail: I think it was the “best regards” that sent him over the edge.
Los Angeles, California
Teller at post office: What's your box number?
Customer: “O” as in “honest.”
Manhattan, New York
Coworker: Actually, there are some plants that are flame retardant.
Manager: Ha! You said ‘retard.’
1212 South Rangeline Road
Indiana
Overheard by: Just Listening
