Newspaper worker: Well, we're just the minions of this company, anyway.
Newspaper manager: What's a minion?
Ft lauderdale, Florida
Newspaper worker: Well, we're just the minions of this company, anyway.
Newspaper manager: What's a minion?
Ft lauderdale, Florida
Coworker #1: Do you see Matt's hair? He looked like Mrs. Bates from Psycho. He had his hair up in a bun.
Coworker #2: A mun?
Library
Ft. Lauderdale, Florida
Coworker #1: So I had this really good wine the other night. It was called “Shark.”
Coworker #2: Hmmmm…I'll have to try that.
Coworker #1: Yes, it's spelled “T-S-C-H.”
Foggy Bottom
Washington, DC
Overheard by: Cubicle Rockin
Political organizer: That crackhead bitch! Well, I don't like to call anyone a crackhead. (starts again) That one lady who smokes crack…
Cleveland, Ohio
Overheard by: I don't like labels, either
Police officer: He's talking to ducks.
Dispatcher: Ducks? As in quack-quack duck?
Police officer (very perky): 10-4!
Dispatcher: How many ducks is he talking to?
Police officer: Uh…just one that I can see.
Huntsville, Alabama
Overheard by: Niki
Senior VP: For all you people who are worrying about this problematic new travel coordination system, I just want to reassure you that there is, truly, light at the end of the rainbow.
San Francisco, California
Cube dweller #1: My cousin was in the hospital last week.
Cube dweller #2: Yeah? My brother was in the hospital last week. He had an operation to remove…ummm, something.
Cube dweller #1: What, his tonsils?
Cube dweller #2: No, it started with “p.”
Cube dweller #1: Oh, gawd, not his prostate?
Cube dweller #2: No… Oh, yeah. It was his pendix.
Tampa, Florida
Executive officer: I need a teabag, a teabag…my kingdom for a teabag.
San Diego, California
Woman at office party: She's got that psychological syndrome where she uses sex to get what she wants from men… What do they call that again?
Man: A whore.
Dario's Restaurant
Rockville Centre, New York
Overheard by: Big Larry
Tech: I feel sorry for people that live on farms. They just have to deal with too much ruralicity.
Pearl, Mississippi
Overheard by: Brain Dancing
