Clueless admin: What does Raj do?
Office manager: He does the same thing Sheldon does, a cosmologist.
Clueless admin: A cosmologist is a beautician.
(pause)
Office manager: Do you mean cosmetologist?
Melbourne
Australia
Clueless admin: What does Raj do?
Office manager: He does the same thing Sheldon does, a cosmologist.
Clueless admin: A cosmologist is a beautician.
(pause)
Office manager: Do you mean cosmetologist?
Melbourne
Australia
Coworker #1:, on Kirstie Alley's appearance on Dancing with the Stars: She must be wearing those things, what are they called?
Coworker #2: Spanks.
Coworker #1: Stanks?
East Petersburg, Pennsylvania
Office lady on phone: No, I'm not getting Dave to help… Hell, you know what men think six inches is!
British Columbia
Canadia
Coworker on phone: 'A' as in 'telephone'? (pause) Oh, 'e' as in 'telephone.'
Grandview, Ohio
Receptionist: Good morning. How may I direct your call?
Telemarketer: I'm looking for Dick. I mean, I'm looking for a dick. I mean, I'm looking for someone named Dick.
Austin, Texas
Male assistant: Don't mind me, I'm just anal about this kind of thing.
Female attorney: No problem, anal is good, I like anal.
(long, silent pause)
Female attorney: Oh my god, please forget I just said that.
New Brunswick, New Jersey
Overheard by: Rhys
Manager: I think I need a replacement or a cleaning.
Ridge, New York
Female sales rep to group: I hated them because they were hard, but hers were always nice and soft.
Delran, New Jersey
Overheard by: Bruce Banner
Tan, middle-aged man with a mullet, pointing at printer: When Jackie rubs it, it goes quick!
Maryland
Overheard by: Who is Jackie & why is she rubbing printers?
Asian office girl: Yeah, my wedding is going to be a Western wedding and not a traditional Chinese one.
Blonde office girl: (silent and perplexed)
Asian office girl, noticing the confusion: Like, Western culturally. Not like cowboy-and-Indians Western, you know.
Blonde office girl: Ohhhh, okay! I was totally gonna say that would be a really weird wedding!
Los Angeles, California
Overheard by: surrounded by idiots
