Coworker #1: Yes, we are going to go to McDonald's.
Coworker #2: Oh! Can I come? I'll get my socks so I can go on the slide.
Appleton, Wisconsin
Coworker #1: Yes, we are going to go to McDonald's.
Coworker #2: Oh! Can I come? I'll get my socks so I can go on the slide.
Appleton, Wisconsin
Loud colleague: She has to order her boobs?
Melbourne
Australia
Overheard by: confused but amused
Executive secretary, as she leaves a “Respect in the Workplace” class, to male worker: You’ve lost six in a week!? You’re disappearing! Anymore and there will be nothing to grab on to!
South Park Circle Office
Orlando, Florida
Overheard by: Megalicious
Young female cashier to coworker: I saw this sign at Caribou Coffee that said “fire sprinkler.” I really want to see one of those. I mean, what is it? Does it shoot out fire or something?
Fairborn, Ohio
Nosy employee #1: Sounds like there's a party going on in the bathroom.
Nosy employee #2: Well, there is!
Norwalk, Connecticut
Coworker #1: He has a penis, you know…
Coworker #2: Who?
Coworker #1: Jesus.
Mountville, Pennsylvania
Overheard by: Where did that come from?
Bartender, about regular patron: Wow. Dick just slipped out and I didn't even notice.
San Francisco, California
Girl #1: Ouch! My thong's making my buttcrack raw.
Girl #2: That's weird. Mine never do.
Girl #1: Yeah, it's probably because this is day three without washing it.
Girl #2: Uh…
Girl #1: I just got 'em the other day, and I love them so much that I don't wanna stop wearing them. They have an ice cream cone on the crotch and they say “lick me”.
Girl #2: Cute! Where'd you get them?
Girl #1: I don't know, my grandma bought them for me.
3rd Avenue
Duluth, Minesotta
Coworker on phone: If your nipples are more than a inch long you really don't want all that excess sticking out.
Chico, California
Man, discussing his morning routine with dogs: I'm up early. I walk them, brush them out, wash their balls, and oh boy, that gets them excited, and then we get in some good play time!
Cubicle mate: Ummm, balls?
Man: Balls, the bouncy kind…they're female.
Cubicle mate: That's disappointing.
Minneapolis, Minnesota
Overheard by: Chai Tea
