Coworker, to overly bright and happy coworker at 8 am: You need a root canal.
Dalton, Georgia
Coworker, to overly bright and happy coworker at 8 am: You need a root canal.
Dalton, Georgia
Air hostess to another: No, I would not have sex with an elf.
Raleigh, North Carolina
Coworker #1: With all the rain we've been getting, I bet the streams are running full.
Coworker #2: That depends on how much beaver action there's been. (pause) Did I seriously just say that?
Colchester, Vermont
Overheard by: hddesc
Priest to another, in hospital hall: I'll be right there, I've got to go into the little boys room first…
Tulsa, Oklahoma
Overheard by: Cornfused
Girl on phone: After work we can go out on the boat and drink. And the dogs can come. (pause) I know! Don't think I didn't get them a life jacket.
Washington, DC
Overheard by: Work It.
Female coworker on cell: Hello! Not much, how are you? (pause) Yeah, that's kind of illegal these days…
Newton, Massachusetts
Marketing manager: My uncle had a chicken incident, and then he learned to keep his pants on.
Queen Anne Avenue
Seattle, Washington
Coworker: I brought a warmer coat because the Christmas party is today, and I might wind up in an alley.
Government Office
Washington, DC
Coworker #1, in call center, taking a caller off hold: Thanks for holding me.
Coworker #2: Are you having problems at home?
Germantown Parkway
Memphis, Tennessee
Tech support engineer: I can’t believe I have pants on!
Rt. 1
Ipswich, Massachusetts
