Male coworker #1: Now I feel like pollinating something!
Male coworker #2, bending over to get something out of file cabinet: I'm really glad my butt is pointed over this way.
Fort St. John
BC
Canadia
Overheard by: glad she brought that bee pollen to work
Male bartender: Where'd you park?
Female bartender: 12th and Albany.
Male bartender: So far away? Why do you want to be raped?
Los Angeles, California
Project manager: You get me those butt connectors and we'll get back there and touch them.
Kansas City, Kansas
Fat bank manager: I need to leave a deposit right on your lap.
Hot teller: Oh, dear lord.
Fifth Third Bank
Indianapolis, Indiana
Overheard by: Shatmandu
Secretary: I would prefer it if you yell at me once in a while; it keeps me on my toes.
Minneapolis, Minnesota
Coworker to customer: No, no. I don't think it won't take anything no longer than that.
Mt. Laurel, New Jersey
Overheard by: Annoyed
Cube rat to another: I don't want to play your stupid game, I just want the purple monkey!
Alpharetta, Georgia
Mechanic #1: I climbed your tree last night.
Mechanic #2: You climbed my tree?
Mechanic #1: Don't worry about it.
Alaska
Boss: There is chocolate over here. Someone brought in chocolate.
Underling: What? What kind? From where?
Boss: It's Perugina, from Italy, my favorite.
Underling: Oh, no thanks. I don't eat anything that ends in -gina.
Baltimore, Maryland
Older office guy: Every day I'd go in, moon her, and she'd throw candy at me.
Jeannette, Pennsylvania
