Broke Our Fun Meter

Boss (walks in and says, deadpan): My wife had a stripper over this weekend and now my entire house smells like coconut oil.

Victoria Parade
Melbourne
Australia

Overheard by: Feeling inqdequate about MY weekend…

Posted on August 29, 2019
Australia, Bosses, Compare and contrast, Default, Relationships, Sensory Experiences, Sexuality, Weirdness

P.S. – Sally the Clown Sounds Hot

Telemarketer: Hello, could I speak to Wally the Clown please?
(short pause)
Telemarketer: Oh, sorry to disturb you then. (to coworker) Dialed the wrong number!

Talbot Road
Manchester
England

Overheard by: Thomas

Posted on August 29, 2019
Coworkers, Customer Service, Default, England, Offers and requests, On the phone, Weirdness

But I Deflowered It and Everything!

Girl: Stop playing with my bush.
Guy: I'm not playing with it, I'm moving it out of the way.
Girl: Well, don't come in here if you have to move it.
Guy: I can't stay out here and get what I want without coming in, and the bush is in my way.

Woodbridge, Virginia

Overheard by: Mel

Posted on August 18, 2019
Body Parts, Employees, Sexuality, Virginia, Weirdness

It Was the Politest Invasion in the History Of Warfare

Clerk: Do you have an appointment?
Customer: No, I'm Canadian.

Bellingham, Washington

Posted on August 14, 2019
Customer Support, Employees, Meetings, Questions, Washington, Weirdness

Now If Only We Could Figure Out a Way to Blame This on Men…

Person #1: My vagina is as fucked as the Gaza strip.
Person #2: Can I suggest a nice Jewish gyno?
Person #1: I don't want her to colonize my vag. Monistat will work just fine.
Person #2: You could just shove some Challah bread up there and have the yeast go to town on your sorry ghettoized crotch.

Boston, Massachusetts

Posted on August 12, 2019
Body Parts, Compare and contrast, Friends, Health & Hygiene, Massachusetts, Weirdness, Wishes

Raise Your Hand If You Love Wite-Out

Old lady #1: They'll be all “whats that white stuff on yo' face?”
Old lady #2: Just tell 'em it's White-Out or something…

Delran, New Jersey

Overheard by: Bruce Banner

Posted on August 5, 2019
Body Parts, Colors, Friends, New Jersey, Questions, Sensory Experiences, Weirdness

It Has Check Boxes and Fill-in Lines?

Employee on the phone: No, it's just… Well, it's a hermathodite (pause) No! The form, not me.

Ontario
Canadia

Posted on August 2, 2019
Canadia, Employees, On the phone, Sexuality, Weirdness

Avocados. (What Were You Thinking, Pervs?)

Female sales rep #1: So I don't like that kind too much.
Female sales rep #2: You like yours to be a little harder, like more firm?
Female sales rep #1: Yeah, but not too hard, I need to be able to pull the skin back and get to the good part.

Delran, New Jersey

Overheard by: Bruce Banner