Avocados. (What Were You Thinking, Pervs?)

Female sales rep #1: So I don't like that kind too much.
Female sales rep #2: You like yours to be a little harder, like more firm?
Female sales rep #1: Yeah, but not too hard, I need to be able to pull the skin back and get to the good part.

Delran, New Jersey

Overheard by: Bruce Banner